Behold the power of Schrödinger’s Pragmator’s glowing nipples.

“I’m still mad at Aaron Rodgers about that!”

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

And now, I present to you a teaser from my new documentary The Inner Turmoil of Brooks Marlow.

Great, another QB controversy that Romo has to deal with.

IT WAS A CATCH

Popovich: How have you been enjoying the carrot cakes?

When you’re getting free carrot cake delivered, you stay close to the source. Can’t let a good thing go

What I don’t get is why someone would protest the Anthem of the Country that allows him to make millions of dollars absolutely no money playing Football in the first place. If he really wanted to make a difference he’d donate some of his salary room and board to inner city charities.

So, Alice Cooper was wrong? Are you calling Alice Cooper a liar?!?! Why you...

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

I don’t have a problem with this approach to sports news. This election has shown us the problems with old and new media’s obsession with acquiring and generating news content 24/7, to the detriment of newsworthy stories and analysis.

I’d prefer Yahoo Sports’s (and Fantasy’s) paleo methods of: 1) doing dong-hard…

I guess Miles accidentally ran out the clock.

But what about Worker and Parasite?

Do you want to get Odored?

Deep down I wished this fuckwad was able to live and go to try and then the real dirty secrets would come to life.

I’m surprised how many commenters who apparently read gawker media posts don’t understand why the deletion of such articles would matter.

Welcome to the Brotherhood. The record book still shows my beloved Sooners lost to Oregon on a botched replay review in 2006. No, I’m still not over it!