No rotaries on a best engines list on jalopnik?! What has this world come to?

It will. I haven't seen anyone make a iPad period joke in a while. Might just take longer than expected.

What consoles cost $150? Do you mean a Gamecube at the very end of it's life cost $150? Because you could go pick up a Ps3 for $200 or a Xbox360 for $180 new right now.

Golf: ~$15k

This is true for people who drink soda pop, but for seltzer fans? All you can drink soda water whenever you want? It's a freaking dream!

No, I don't think I have.

Ahahaha, I literally noticed the same thing and was going to post the EXACT same comment! Gold!

Oh, he hand washes/waxes it himself! Although I'm sure I asked he'd let me take it out, I just haven't bothered. I might be a little more inclined if it were a stick!

Haha right? Of course it's a Russian! There's also a video out there somewhere of a Veyron and a 1000-hp GTR freeway racing... of course... in Russia.

I never really ask to drive it. It's kind of his baby, he washes it every weekend and waxes it every other weekend.

The 2k-hp one actually had been shared a while back on jalopnik:

Yeah, my dad actually got a 997.1 C2s last year for about $45k. It's not a stick, but even in automatic mode it's a pretty incredible car. My dad had me test drive it and kept pushing me to take it faster around the corners until I listened and broke the tail end loose a bit coming out of a right hand turn lol.

Absolutely, I think underground racing actually was flaunting a 2000-hp Gallardo at one point. I don't know how accurate that number is, but even at 70% of that number it's insane. The italians make some really lovely cars, however a bit of german engineering with italian passion is a very good thing. A -2 would just…

BAM. FRS fighter. I like it.

Am I right in assuming the LP 610-4 means it's about 610 hp? If so, a 610 hp R8 that looks like that is a pretty awesome car. Also I love that blue color you posted, perfect for a Lamborghini.

That's crazy. Either way sounds like you have some pretty good taste in cars! Volvo needs to bring wagons back to the US....

I love you Torch, this stuff is fantastic! Keep it coming!

I think it looks pretty fantastic! Although I don't know much else about it.

After posting this I made 3 realizations: