Nobody can do side eye like the Queen Mum. I'm talking about Catelyn Stark of course. How has nobody paid tribute to her yet?

Thirding. Mine lived in a camper in a trailer park and called me "Chewbacca" if I dared go a day without shaving my legs. He damaged my car and lied about it, then dumped me for a friend of mine ... just before she became my roommate. I spent 3 months with my ex sleeping in my room, in someone else's bed before I…

Man virginity= rape. WHOOPS!

I lost my virginity twice - to a woman and to a man. Both were drunken and sloppy. The man was embarrassing, because he was a one night stand I realized immediately after sex was anti-Semitic when he told me I didn't have a "Jewish nose." Apropos of nothing.

Pseudonym: Joe

You most certainly should not feel embarrassed or ashamed. You're fairly young, aren't you? Like a college student? That doesn't really matter but I was once a young gay college student.

I wish someone would tell dudes that the bleeding thing is a load of crap. Some women don't lose their hymen until childbirth or never, some don't have one at all, and some of us are somewhere in between. I never bled until after the future Mr. smew and I had been together for several months (I had been sexually…

WHAT WAS THE CAST ON, please say it was his dick!

I was 16, he was my best guy friend of 4 or 5 years. We had gone back and forth "liking" each-other but never even kissed. Anyway we got drunk off garbage vodka in a different friend's basement and proceeded to hook up in her bedroom (I KNOW I'M THE WORST but it was on the floor not her bed and she's one of my best…

I lost it to a dude I was dating who was six years older than me. He was kind of a loser (he'd lost his license due to a DUI and had to rely on a high-schooler (me) to drive him to work every day) , but I can't say I'm really *embarrassed* about it. Wasn't great, but it wasn't terrible.

The guy I lost my virginity to was a total POS. I didn't even really like him, and I'm not sure that he really liked me. We were basically together because our mutual friends decided we were a couple. My last boyfriend had broken up with me, subsequently getting me shunned from that social circle, because I wouldn't…

I was 18, in my first semester of college and had barely even been kissed before. I met this guy at a house party where I had my first drink, and he gave me his number after I failed to charm his much more attractive roommate. He was tall, pudgy, mid-20s and, well, kind of a bumpkin. Dumb and from bumfuck, South…

High school boyfriend when I was pretty young. Your standard Jesus-freak Republican. Embarrassing how bad he was?

Later on in our relationship, he forged my signature to register me as a Republican without my permission. Just brought it up on a date one day. "Hey hun, got your voter registration taken care of:…

And I would donate to that charity.

With a name like Barack Ebola, I can smell the sarcasm from miles away (also with my Jewish nose. we're pretty good with sarcasm—every last one of us!)

Good. For. Her.

Other people thought that posts along the lines of "but she's not even that hot" are totally fucking ridiculous.

Why are you putting down dental hygienists or whatever as being failures? WTH.

Does anyone *really* believe he remembered her from high school and was just planning on having a nice reconnecting-with-you dinner?

Sorry but years of being tortured as a fag made me unforgiving of whom they were or whom they are. Fuck them hard.