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I guess what I'm saying is I'm team cunt

Seriously. When my parents had my dad's side of the family over for Christmas Eve last year, we tried putting on Rudolph to entertain the kiddos. My21-year-old sister and I were like, "yay nostalgia!" My much younger cousins were like, "Lol, let us the play the Wii or we're going to run around the house and break

I would just like to say that I think it's TOTALLY FINE to use the word "vagina" to refer to everything down there, including the labia specifically and the vulva more generally.

I only want to hear a man refer to my cunt as such if I am 100% certain that he will not refer to me as a cunt during an argument.

Ha!

Maybe I'm in the minority, but I hate the word "pussy". It kind of falls into the same vein of (personally) distasteful vocabulary like the word "moist". I can't explain it, but both words tend to make me clam up and become really unresponsive. Maybe it's how it's used as an insult, maybe I'm just not a fan of how it

my pussy doesn't sparkle, it glistens

Sausage wallet

"Falcon Nest this is Deep Diver 1, requesting permission to execute Operation Freedom Hole."

I call most genitals "saucy bits".

How about banning all toy commercials during children's programming so my kid doesn't blurt out "OOO THAT"S COOL: CAN I GET THAT?!?" fifteen times an hour?

Common sense would dictate that the commercials shill toys and children's film and TV releases, anyway — it's not rocket science. There's overlap, sure, but you still cater to the audience. A VS show commercial would likely go something like, "With performances by Taylor Swift! And Ed Sheeren!"

"Daddy, where do babies come from?"

Legend claims that she was a prostitute in a Cantonese floating brothel and that she refused Cheng's proposal until he promised to give her half of his fleet and a share of his command

Which white actress would play her you think? J Law, right?

Oh come on now. I don't eat wheat, so I don't go to pasta joints. I also don't get stroppy because they don't have anything I can eat. If my friends want to hang out with me, we find a place where there's food everyone can enjoy. Leave off.

Teens want Sherlock banging Watson in alpha/omega verse.