I'm black. And would probz co-sign to be Taylor's friend...but all my white friends would make fun of me. Like definitely.

The name's Jar. Mason Jar.

"So, what do you think we should name him?"

Fun story:

*dwarves, she said dwarves. Man, Del Toro and Jackson wanted to Make the Silmarillion, they should have just done that, instead of inserting a bunch of half-assed CG action scenes into an already bastardized version of the Hobbit. *mumble grumble*

Excuse me. Excuse me. My story is better.

Amateurs,. My husband & I were once enjoying a bout of marital love when I felt something a little bit hairy on my foot, gave it a rub with my toe, thought it a bit odd and head-like & joy, my first-born popped up to say , 'Hello Mummy', yes, he'd crept into the bed & was lurking at the bottom. It will scar us all…

I'm saying they cope with being abandoned a lot better than they cope with being murdered.

I always played with them like that, too. My friends didn't- they just liked to dress and undress them, which was SUPER BORING.

Right! When I played with dolls, it wasn't "passive". There were plotlines. There were adventures. My favorite Barbie was actually my ugliest one. I named her Misery and she was a fully flushed out character.

Yeah, that's where I struggle with this a bit. There's not a single big time popular but critically derided author who hasn't said something along these same lines. I have Stephen King's book on how to write a novel and literally every other line is some variation on "And let me tell you another reason why critics are…

Yes, and those people are dumb.

I used to dress for my friends and it stressed me out (also, we kept buying the same things and that's awko taco). Now it's more based on "can I rock it? do I like it?" and that's the story of how I'm a twenty six year old who owns 9 tutus and 5 flower crowns.

jez's coverage of swift could increase 300% and it would not be enough.

Thank you for squelching that, Joni. Taylor Swift is not worthy.

I married at 19 and divorced at 23. Thankfully, most of my friends were super supportive, mostly because they didn't like my ex-husband and me together (he wasn't a bad guy, we just weren't right for each other, and married ENTIRELY too young). We went our separate ways, and I really, mostly, just heard a lot of "I…

Thanks for sharing your experience, Rachel. I was divorced at 26 after 7 years of marriage. Some of my closest friends distanced themselves while my ex and I both moved to opposite sides of the world to breathe and figure out our own, solo next steps. I definitely needed to educate some of my family about what not to…

I spent a majority of my childhood praying my parents would get divorced. They marriage was MISERABLE. Which... is probably why I didn't do too much reconsidering when I decided to leave my husband at 25. We didn't fight, but there was no way I was spending a couple of decades pretending I was happy. My finances were…

I've seriously got an ingrown hair 10x gnarlier than that right now.

Well we can't have white men being lightly bruised now can we?!?!??!