Unfortunately, we don't get issued an ID card when we get diagnosed, so it's probably be kinder to just err on the side of compassion?

Actually, no. I have celiac disease and am incredibly grateful for the number and variety of GF food I have available to me, and the excellent, accommodating, and friendly servers at most restaurants. It would suck much more to have to eat at home all the time.

but before he dies the server leans over and whispers in his ear "No, no you haven't". The patrons last glimpse of life are the kitchen doors swinging open, and he witnesses piles upon piles of bread, there for the taking by any one who dares reach for it.

My cousin ate furniture cleaner twice. She just poured it on fruit, convinced it was sweetened condensed milk.

I'm a New Zealander and I've never even heard of a Devon Coffee. I would totally have eaten lots of pastries too because who says no to a platter of pastries? Crazy people, that's who.

These stories reminded me on when I was briefly working for this fancy juice/small "healthy" meal chain (hint, it was owned by Starbucks because they wanted to cash in on the juice trend). All the food was assembled from a pretty straightforward salad bar situation, but being a branch of Starbucks the managers…

I'm a New Zealander and at the grand old age of 32 I have never come across a "Devon Coffee", or really anything like you're describing. That sounds totally bizarre (food isn't meant to be reserved once it's been to one table in NZ either!!) and I would definitely have made the same mistake of assuming that I'd…

My first job when I turned 16 was working for a family owned huckleberry product/jam/candy factory in the back of Hallmark store in an old building downtown. Let me tell you, being in a cramped, underventilated kitchen during the somertime and cooking up a 50 gallon vat of jam can make the temperature and humidity…

Omg I would have thrown those drinks away and gotten the hell out of there.

Don't worry, I live in NZ and would have tucked into the plate too. not a setup I've encountered before.

It finally just clicked last night it was the same actress, after watching the Hello Ladies movie Saturday night. I was so happy to see her getting a good role at last!

When one of the guys tried to stop her, she pulled his beanie off his head and used it to wipe herself.

also, what are they feeding that baby???

I'm waiting for the show to pick back up Michonne's storyline too. They have too many threads going on at this point & I think the show is weaker for it. We started to finally get a peak at Michonne's past a few (?) seasons ago. And there was that moment at the prison when Beth handed Judith to Michonne who balked. &…

My mum once wrote to the author Bill Bryson because she laughed so much at one of his books that I thought she was crying because she missed my recently deceased dad and I spent half an hour panicking about it. He sent a lovely handwritten postcard back apologizing.

In second grade, armed with a mostly pink, totally saccharine collection of stationery—Lisa Frank, anyone?—I decided to try and make one of my imaginary friendships real.

When I was little I was a huge fan of Cosmos and I wrote a fan letter to Carl Sagan. He wrote me a handwritten note back and a signed photo. Still one of the coolest things that's ever happened to me, and that was probably going on 30 years ago.

If the Marilyn Manson team is immediately denying any connection at all with your video and slowly backing away from it before turning and sprinting away THEN YOU HAVE PROBLEMS AND YOU SHOULD REVIEW YOUR LIFE.

thats not resting bitch face, thats ACTIVE bitch face. and i'm widdit.

There are some TERRIFIC Tina Knowles horror stories that have been floating around Hollywood for about a decade. They'll make for an amazingly campy Lifetime movie someday.