My husband plays basketball tonight. I'll let you people know how many basketballs wide my ass is. Estimate: less than two. In other words, I don't think the writers thought that one through.

Counterpoint: Hugh Jackman always. Mmmm hmmm.

"I'm not perfect, but at 42 years old I can say that I've never even been drunk. I've never smoked or done any drugs. I'm as pure as pure can be."

Thanks! I'm just glad people here thought it was funny. I love people saying that because it is so ridiculously awesome.

I am NOT defending this and my 2-year-old had parties in our building with cakes I baked myself. Having said that, it costs upwards of $1K to have a birthday party at a kid's gym in NYC. I was priced out of every venue quickly. Sometimes they have packages that can be $25+ a kid, easy - and then you add on more…

I live in Westchester, and when my son was in preschool, I overheard the dad of the birthday girl commenting on the $6k he'd spent on her party. For her 3rd birthday. There were 2 bouncy houses, a cotton candy machine, a hotdog cart, an airbrush tattoo artist, face painting, a popcorn cart, and some other stuff I'm…

So what is for next year? A "let's all reenact Kim's bare ass photo shoot party?"

Oh god, don't say this because people will come out of the woodwork to tell you how judgmental you are. I dared make a similar comment about a woman who hired pet psychics to find her lost dog and you would have thought I'd suggested boiling puppies. People love their conspicuous consumption — as someone said, you…

Eh... every generation needs its cocaine-addled skanks.

No, they are idiots too.

My brother turns 10 tomorrow. Here's what being spent on his birthday-

I got into trouble with my sister's neighborhood moms. One of them threw a model party complete with audition tapes for 6 yr olds. I taught my niece to say "I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS!" so she did to the camera, my sister thought it was hilarious but the other moms were pisssed!

I had a talent show birthday party, with a little stage, a bunch of terrible stand-up, and then awards. Unfortunately, my mom made me go to my room and pick out some old toys I didn't want, to use as prizes. Yeah, that was super embarrassing at the time, but I guess she was doing me a solid?

Actually the Love Actually kid is the Game of Thrones kid, sorry to burst your bubble Anna

A lecherous man grabbed your ass and then you felt threatened by him because you are transgender? An angry man also = dead ciswoman.

You said she's not a feminist. A feminist is someone who believes in equal opportunity for women. So! Why, exactly, do you feel that Beyonce does not believe in equal opportunity for women?

Oppression olympics, cissplaining... you're just trying to hit all the obnoxiousness marks, aren't you?

He hasn't made a cogent argument. He is obviously trolling.

I'm sorry for the harassment and awful treatment you've been subject to over the years and the course of this story. Hopefully my brief anecdote will afford you a smile.