When you put it that way, who wouldn't aspire to that lifestyle? I would LOVE to climb a tree, and shit on people I hate while I have breakfast!

Is that a zombie kolas?

It's chlamydia you need to be concerned about, actually.

A therapist would help you. Probably, your mother would get pissed about any changes you might want to make, but this is about YOU. If you ever want to have a better relationships, or come to terms with what you have, I'd say seeing a therapist isn't a bad idea. It's not just "annoying." It's a big part of how you…

So. I am here to give an update about what happened last week when I fled from my emotionally abusive boyfriend. I've been posting about trying to get out of this relationship for a while but had been very very stuck do to being very very poor and very alone in a new city and not being able to afford a place of my own…

No worries!! I didn't take it that way at all. :)

As a fellow Australian, thank you for this... I actually sent an e-mail to Jezebel earlier this week trying to get attention brought to his whole 'Violence against women isn't torture and our government isn't responsible for preventing it' speech he made last Monday to the UN and yet instead of attention being brought…

As an Australian, it is not even remotely fun watching our glorious leader get up and make a consistent ass of himself. He hates gays, women and the sciences, but has spent the months leading up to the G20 talking about how hes going to get into a fight with Putin, the one person who has remarkably similar views on…

So Arby's put him out after he burst into flames at Taco Bell, but he still chose Taco Bell over Arby's.

Reading some comments on this article are extremely disconcerting to someone who has specialized in immigration. There is a total disconnect between some preconceived notions regarding immigrants/prejudices about immigrants and current/historical immigration policy.

So, basically Tony Abbott has just taken to carrying around kolas so people will coo and them and maybe forget they hate Tony Abbott. Not an entirely bad plan.

They get chlamydia, not gonorrhea.

I'm calling it. Obama lovingly cradling a koala bear is the new Teddy Roosevelt riding a moose. It's weird, it's iconic. Future generations will glance by it in their history books and think "what?"

Twenty minutes later, the koala was gone. Putin shrugged, then put his new pair of mittens in his back pocket before wiping a spot of red from the corner of his mouth.

I heard there was a lot of honking and fighting at the summit this year.

Ever had sex with a guy who calls himself the Slaw Daddy?

Dogs? 'cause if no one is reproducing then there ain't gonna be no childers round any parts.

You sound like you don't have the slightest idea how a a teen thinks.

Oh lord, the idiots and trolls are out full force in this one.

Plot twist: he's swiping through Grindr.