perhaps you would enjoy my tale of north west and blue ivy running away to Peru to start a llama farm and find a simpler life.

Feeling low energy and a bit blue, I took a double dose of vitamin D yesterday. I found my mood and energy levels significantly pick up...maybe I should invest in a happy lamp. We lose the sun very early at my house.

this article reminds that american sweet mince pies have actual meat in them which is WRONG WRONG WRONG. Somebody along the line messed up and took it literally. They should be small fruity pies, the size of a tartlet. With delicious buttery pastry.

Omfg I used to go out with a a guy who's parents were Dutch. His mum made these, I swear the are some of the most delicious treats I've ever had

I wasn't ashamed at the time, because he was my high school boyfriend and sweet and good looking and I was obsessively in love with him and also incredibly horny. although he lacked inter personal skills and half my friends thought he was a huge jerk. It hurt at first but I yell-whispered "Keep going!" when he wanted…

dish.

not if they stowed her in the overhead compartment.

I like your pic and I hope there's a strain somewhere called Leslie Dope.

So...is this a real late 50s/early 60s pop hit with hugely intentional innuendo, or did they make it for the show?

this is everything to me.

I'm going to start referring to mine as the cosmic eye without explaining it to anyone.

Annie the original movie was such a big part of my childhood...and Cameron Diaz is not a character actress and can't play a comedic villain. I like her a lot, just not in this. However I did quite like the song in the end, on it's own merits. Compared to the original Burnett version....I can't find anything about this…

On my fifth consecutive listen of blank space, not gonna lie

Hopefully he's changed his views since 1965

https://youtube.com/watch?v=w536Al… a pastiche of people saying that in reality shows, it's amazing. ps u r my GOD.

I know, he could have dug a hole, filled it with water so it went muddy, let her play with a friend in the mud for a couple of hours then given her a cupcake and a new barbie and she would have been fucking stoked.

my mum was super into ceremonies and things so one year she decided since I was getting a bunch of new toys I should give away one of my toys to each party guest as some sort of generosity/cleansing thing (ikr new age hippies). They other kids seemed pretty happy though, we were only about 6 so it wasn't really…

sorry I just read the text on the page!

also points on the swift/T. Rex pic!

well done! What is the target goal though and when does it need to be reached. I'm not really sure how to advertise it either, groupthink? I'm sure there will be a new article soon mentioning taylor swift could mention it then.