THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT A RENEE IMPERSONATOR WOULD SAY. I'm telling you guys we need to find the Real Renee this woman has her locked up somewhere

Do you keep listening to Track 3 on repeat? And Monday can't come soon enough. I am so pumped for 1989 to be released!!!!!!

So is this the audio equivalent of the Emperor's New Clothes?
"If you don't understand what Track 3 is trying to tell you, then you just don't get Taylor Swift."

Wow. That last story is positively unbelievable. If those coworkers ever visit some place like Toronto or NYC, they'll be in for a real shock.

I know it's illegal, but basically your options limited and when you need a job you put up with it. The really messed up thing was the owner didn't know, so when he found out he told us we never had to pay for a table again unless we were just napping in the back or something.

"The other waitress and I were both really upset because we would have to pay it and it would be a large portion of our tips for the day. "

O I totally have one of these. At my first job as a busboy, the dishwasher was downstairs and I had to lug the tubs down every time they got full. So on a busy Saturday lunch, with the entire place packed, a group of 5 kids and 1 mother sat at a 5 top. I didn't think much of it at first, but slowly as I passed the…

I waited on Kate Upton this summer and she laughed at an absolutely TERRIBLE joke I made. She tipped well, but the ego boost was all I needed from her.

One of my best moments started out as a disaster. We had a walkout on a bill of about $60. The other waitress and I were both really upset because we would have to pay it and it would be a large portion of our tips for the day. The other girl actually went and cried in the bathroom for a bit. We had these two sweet…

I work at a top-10 architecture firm, and today I got a CV email with about 15 of our most direct competitors CC'd. My man, BCC, on the real. I considered hitting reply-all with some kind of sassy response...

Probably this will stay gray but I want to share the story of my first ever waitress experience. I was 16, working at "Mexican" restaurant in Memphis. The very first table on my very first shift was a large party. This family owned a car dealership and were well known due to their popular TV ads so I was nervous. They…

Similar experience as a waitress. Involved the other waitress on staff saying she didn't have time for those people and my manager using the phrase "Black people can't afford lobster. They just can't." followed by her telling me that I needed to go tell them we don't accept food stamps before I put their orders in for…

I was 18 and a was stupid, stupid cashier/occasional waitress at a Mexican restaurant. I was bad. I mean, extremely bad. A guy came up to pay his bill. It was about my 2nd night there, and I tried to count out his change (I think the bill was about $80, and he gave me a hundred). I apparently counted back all one…

OMFG the last one! Do you know how many times I've had servers be dicks to me because I'm Indian? They're either rude, treat me like I don't know English, act condescending. or if I'm with white people talk over my head and pretend I'm not there. Anytime I have someone be nice to me and answer my questions about the…

I was a bartender once at a dive bar, where one of the specials was pints of PBR for $2, and a pony (about 5 oz) for $1. One night this young guy comes in and asks what a pint of PBR costs. $2 I say. He hesitates, and asks if there's anything cheaper. I say we have 5oz glasses for $1. He asks for one of those, I…

Why is nobody outraged over the fact that if they have a boy and a girl and the girl is the twin to be born first, she still cannot have the throne? This is irritating me so much.

Something something Game of Thrones something something twincest something something Mother of Dragons.

I'm four minutes younger than my twin and I'll never let that dusty old hag forget it.

It seems like we're splitting heirs here until the actual birth occurs.

Racist waiters are seriously the worst. I once got in my manager's face after he dropped the n bomb casually, and I was routinely the only guy willing to wait on minority customers. Just because you've had a stereotype borne out before is no reason to act like it's the rule.