Monarch of the Glen (Ohhh those tasty accents), and I'm making BBQ chicken with roasted Brussels sprouts, beets, and sweet potatoes.

Things got so weird this week.

And she's right. Medicinally, you can obtain strains and products engineered to not give you a head or body high but do the rest of their job.

The Telegraph got more details on the case against Michael Holleman, and it's a whole lot worse than dear Johnny Boy would have us believe. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews…

Shut your mouth! Fried okra is deeeeeelicious.

force people who seek out barely legal images and 'stumble on' illegal images to be counselors for abused women and children? Have you thought this through??

Be on the lookout for John's latest novel, A Time to Kill Two Hours at the Airport.

I work in the legal field, specifically in criminal prosecution. I'm not a lawyer, so don't take this as the absolute word of the Law, but from what I've observed having been around this sort of crime.

Two things that are equally unlikely: 1. Accidentally accessing child porn. 2. Accidentally supporting someone who was convicted of accessing child porn. Methinks he doth protest too much.

"16 year olds" sounds like the sort a thing a guy who has done wrong makes up to make it not sound as bad as it actually was. He probably just mentioned one year below the age of consent in his state. But given that he was clearly arrested as part of a child porn sting operation, it seems unlikely that the FBI was…

Fer fuck's sake.

It bears mentioning, too, that John Grisham is a terrible, awful, not very good writer either.

Yeah, she's kind of an idiot. What about the Lori/Judith ordeal makes any of that seem like a good idea? (I also am not crazy about babies, especially as new characters on TV shows. See also: Homeland.)

Uugggggh how did I forget the little girl's lesson to Carol about smoke? I just thought Carol was riding the high of her successful attack. That's such a nice yet extremely sad detail from last season.

Maggie hasn't given her father or sister a passing thought in over a season. Just Glenn-ga-glennglennglenn.

Not only that, but the wild game situation has got to be epic at this point because there's no hunting season to cut back the herds. They're probably no more than two feet from a deer at any given time, and yet it's all junk food. Yeah, it's hard to store meat, but with that many people, you could easily tear through…

NO MORE BARNS!!!!!

Rick should have been okay with eating people after eating half of that guy's neck at the end of Season 4.

Smother ourselves in piss and feces maybe?

Carl is the worst. Since forever. The absolute worst. With his dumb face and his dumb hands and his dumb voice.