I mean, it's true. Taylor Swift definitely has the worst cat.

I don't think he was being serious, I think it was a setup for the host joke because he had to know that what was coming immediately after was a picture of his own ginormous monster of a cat.

As a damn near 40 year old man there is a large part of my brain that knows I "shouldn't" be a Taylor Swift fan but she is on fire of late. Her "oh we don't want to do that" quip was just perfect. The way she interacts with media and the fact that every time her new single comes on I have to crank it up to 11 make me…

It should also be noted that Taylor is a serial killer:

Basically he told me that with me there, he realized that I was just too far away, that phone calls and Skyping weren't enough. He didn't want to do long-distance and even with me planning on moving to Seattle (where we could easily arrange to see each other more frequently than fucking Alaska), he felt like he just…

Summer! It'd be great to get dumped on a Christmas/Birthday combo, however!

End motherfucking scene. The actor is a horrible person. :(

This reminds me of one that's not mine, either! About twenty years ago friend of mine from high school was attending an all women's college. There was a dude who worked on campus (I don't remember in what capacity) who was from Ireland- Belfast to be exact. Very handsome, in his mid twenties, charming, loves his…

In the interest of full disclosure this is not my story - but it is one of the worst breakup stories I have ever heard.

Did you ever find out more about why he was so damn shady?

My high school boyfriend and I met at art camp so you know we were doomed for failure from the start. We endured a nearly two-year LD relationship, and by senior prom, the original magic was wearing off. His altered poet shirts and Jack Sparrow-esque affectations were no longer charming to me. Sharing me with Jesus…

Since my tale of how I flew to Canada to get laid failed to even get me out of the greys last week, I'm going to tell you EXACTLY how my Canadian beau broke up with me when I got there. It's pretty raunchy and I apologize in advance.

I broke up with a lady after three dates. I was in the military, going out to sea for the next six months and it was sort of the whole "you can see other people...I don't expect you to wait for me....besides its only been 3 dates"

2 days before Valentine's day, we're sitting at our local bar and somehow get onto a conversation that basically goes like this "you make me miserable." "omg! you make me miserable too!" "want to go to Red Lobster? I have a gift certificate." "YES." Then we went to Red Lobster for our 'breakup dinner' and ordered the…

I am in a serious but long-distance relationship. It's been a year with this guy and already I'm been planning my wedding vows and my dress and how I'll communicate with this mom, who has a thick foreign accent, for the rest of my life.

My last boyfriend and I dated unofficially for a year then officially for a year. He dumped me in a text while I was on the Megabus to NYC for a week of job interviews. I had just seen him two days before so this seemed a little fucked up/inappropriate. I cried in Pret A Manger for a couple hours then tried to pull it…

My most bonkers breakup story is when I broke up with my ex-fiance years ago. We were high school sweethearts and he proposed to me my freshman year of college. Everything was blissful until one day as we were trying to decide how to break it to my parents (my mom hated him and insisted on calling him "that boy") when…

Well, I fear this might be a bit long winded but here goes nothing. In another lifetime (my early 20's) I had a "throw caution to the wind", overly dramatic, ultra bohemian relationship with a guy who actually left his fiance for me. He was a "playwright", which for the uninitiated ranks below musician, which he also…

I have a breakup story about a dickish guy, but what pushes it into bonkers is his post-breakup behavior.

A high school boyfriend broke up with me on February 12, 2 days before Valentines, via text, DURING school. He forgot to cancel the flower delivery on Valentine's though, and then just decided to give me my Valentine's presents "anyway".