To quote the girlfriend when I read her this story: "Today the weather forecast is raining men! Hallelujah!"

YEAH BABY.

so.....you're saying you exclusively date assholes.

Yeah, I'm a bad person, so I'd probably look, but I sure as hell wouldn't tell them I did.

And she has nice tits

I'm not saying your husband is a liar. He is probably telling the truth. But no idiot believes "did you look at naked photos of Jennifer Lawrence?" is a neutral question. No one is that dumb.

If stealing nude pics is sexual assault, then what would it be if pics of JLaw eating dinner were stolen? Regular assault? The crime committed was theft (maybe voyeurism but even that's iffy cause the thief did not take the pics, just stole them). It just irks me to have to play the hyperbole game: "it's assault, it's…

My only nitpick of that statement is let's be real, he's probably still going to look at porn whether you send the nude photo or not. And I don't think it's bad if he looks at porn. I think it's a huge leap to see it as cheating the way some women do. Also, women watch porn too and I doubt there's many men who would…

"...and either your boyfriend is going to look at porn or he's going to look at porn and you."

Same here. Although I have made other people go through some shit to get laid. One time, my friends and I met some guys out, then parted ways after giving them our numbers. We continued drinking, etc., then headed home to smoke some weed. The guys called us as we were packing the bowl and said they were leaving…

I had sex with a libertarian who liked Ayn Rand, made a point of not watching TV or keeping up with current pop culture, and thought video games were for children.

If I could submit anonymously.... ;)

She is a fame whore.

I honestly think Gawker Media has a bet about which site can use this word the most. Jolie Kerr wrote this: http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/how-to-stop-yo…

This seems like something Ron Swanson would do.

That is like, twenty different kinds of awesome.

One of my classmates in art school insisted that her cat be in her picture in the senior show catalogue. I was so jealous that she had a chill enough cat to bring along. My cat would never have put up with it.

honestly i think this picture was made better by the addition of the principal and chihuahua.

Goodell: when he told us he prayed, we didn't realize it would look like that. He misled us as to the nature of his praying. If it were Christian-like praying—2 games. But this?! Indefinite suspension.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."