Based on Palin’s background, are we sure she wasn’t saying “Paul Ryan and his elk?

What else were they expecting from Pirates?

I don’t think anyone who knows anything about Teddy Roosevelt would call him the adult in the room. The dude did everything possible to create the Spanish American war (as Sec of the Navy) for the sole purpose of him being able to fight in a war.

Hicks has an OPS+ of -48. I didn’t even realize that OPS+ went negative. I think we’re doing okay on that trade. Granted, John Ryan Murphy’s OPS+ is -19, but still...

I thought the same thing. Don’t worry, though. He’s only had 17 at bats in 11 games played this year and has one hit to show for it. Looks like it’s still a fair trade.

Hicks is batting .050 this year. I’m ok with that trade.

That’s our Twins! I’m sure Hicks will go on to have a Hall of Fame career in New York.

“Look at this guy showing off, showing up the game. We used to hit the cutoff man or two bounce that to home plate in my day!”

“You have training in things like fighting and your reactions to someone pulling a gun are probably going to be different than 99% of us.”

I don’t really understand the very lukewarm reception this game has gotten - I bought on Day 1 and I’ve loved it. It’s not a revolutionary game by any means, but it takes the core of what makes a Far Cry game and either refines the shit out of it, fixing almost every flaw from the previous games to make a really slick…

Haven’t played Far Cry since the original on PC, so this one was new to me in terms of re-used mechanics/ideas from the last couple.

Just fyi, Deadspin’s official editorial policy is that the Chargers holding an option on moving to LA is the same as them having done so; they can eat shit until they decline the option, and for that matter if they do they can eat shit for having lorded it over their fans in the meantime.

Oh, come one. Costco? Tomsula? Do you think he’s some kind of bourgeoisie son of a gun?

To be fair, I never had an issue with the organization, only with a person inside it. The Vikings treated me quite well for the majority of my career there.

That’s a disgusting act! Blah blah blah

“Fine, Chip. We’ll make sure it’s a White Christmas.”

I, for one, will be very excited to see Kelly’s 49s trade Kaepernick and a first rounder to the Eagles for Bradford.

“Love my company, but rooting for Compaq.” #HPCeo

“Well, she’s got no experience, destroyed the company she ran and got fired because of it, but she rooted for Iowa in the Rose Bowl so I guess I’ll vote for her”