I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

Whichever of you never had a poorly-timed boner at the age of twenty should feel free to hoist the first flag.

Robert Kraft already tried that.

Has anyone tried blowing into the bottom of it?

My wife of 16 years and mother to our three boys is an only child. I’m going to go call her a fraud and a bad leader and report back my findings.

*removes hood*

“ALUMINUM!”

Don’t drop that shit.

W. Bush would suggest WMD...

ALUMINUM!

ALUMINUM!!!

*Looks at list of those who voted against*

Vapers have replaced potheads as the most obnoxious shitheads wiht the biggest first world problems in the world.

Same here. It’s kind of like how Cubs fans felt hearing how good they’re supposed to be all season. That impending sense of dread, of the shoe getting ready to drop, we know it’s coming, we just don’t know what it is.

Nope. Fuck you. I’m a lifelong Vikings fan and I’m already too optimistic. This is going to end horribly...

I’m a lifelong Viking fan, so I know better than to get to optimistic, but as long as the offense gets 17 points or so, they are going to win just about every time.

I know someone who is very happy by this.

There are a few errors here.

That’s one way to keep his head in the game.

Guy that's friends with my Berner friend was going off about how the American Dream is bullshit because we were taught if you worked hard and believed then you would succeed and they worked hard and believed and Bernie didn't win so it is all rigged and bullshit. I drank his tears.