My wife was one of those unfortunate souls. She had the advantage of being on an afternoon show, so she was able to watch him in action a few games before going up. The buzzer timing is basically what it all comes down to and she wasn’t able to get into a rhythm.

There’s only one thing Sea Bass can do to rectify his career at this point: win the Masters.

Let La Tortuga fuck. 

Miles Simon was a dude. 

Absolutely an awful no-call. But it’s also worth noting that Sean Payton can go fuck himself.

The best part about the Buffalo win is that it increases the odds of seeing Pissy Selection Sunday Jim Boeheim complain about 18-14 Syracuse getting left out of the tournament.

“Do I need to tell you what the fuck you can do with an aluminum tube?”

I’m happy for Arif Hasan. He’s never been a “traditional journalist” but does a great job covering the Vikings. I don’t know if he’ll disrupt anything, but he certainly deserves a nice paycheck for his work. 

Quin Snyder looks like a younger, five-day-bender Tom Waits.

The entire Briles family can fuck the fuck right off. Baylor can also go fuck itself. Ken Starr should take heed and fuck himself something nice as well.

A simple, “sorry about that friend! How ‘bout we grab some Molsons, eat some poutine, and watch Hockey Night in Canada?” would have sufficed.

As an American, I’d like to complain, but I already know Canada is sorry.

But, I mean it’s not that Jews are bad, it’s just they are the head of the Jewish mafia in the United States.

The saddest moment of my honeymoon this summer was watching the Cardinals beat the Cubs in Wrigley. I’m not a fan of either team, I just wanted to be a part of journalistic history.

It’s crazy that in a year where our franchise quarterback’s knee explodes, the franchise cornerstone for the last decade goes down in week 2, and our former top 5 pick left tackle finally disintegrates into a pile body parts, somehow the worst hasn’t happened yet.

It’s amazing to watch. This defense is beyond legit and Sam Bradford has perfectly filled the role of quarterback mercenary that Vikings fans have grown accustomed to over the last 25 years. I mean, I know the Vikings are still going to fuck this up (Blair Walsh), but I’m gonna enjoy the circus while it’s in town…

They did throw a flag for it, but ruled that he'd stepped out of bounds first.

Northwestern was called for holding on the play. Even if the refs would have gotten the call right, there would have been no TD.

I love it. Roll out of bed, and either head out to the bars or stay at home with Sunday Ticket/Red Zone. Breakfast and Bloody Mary’s will be served either way. Plus there’s some time to sober up and not have to go to work looking like a total zombie on Monday.

Or the Reno Aces.