It might be the closest Chris gets now to playing with a Jennings.

So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.

Bacon needs to just disappear for awhile. It's so played out in gimmicky foods, it's been in/on/around shit that it has no business being within 100 feet of, and I feel like most restaurants now just use bacon-scented, colored strips of rubber instead of something even subpar. Just make SOMETHING, anything else the…

Way to totally misrepresent the story and do zero legal research for your article....kudos! The premise of the Sexual Performance statute is that a minor does not have the capacity to "consent", so hence whether or not there was consent does not matter. However, since the Age of Consent statute in Minnesota allows…

"I don't really have any good advice here."

"I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with Ted Nugent."

"Or marry her."

"Just move to France."

"We do not hire strippers for the event because some of the guys are older and have wives "

To be fair, the student in question is Brandon Weeden.

Somewhere at the exact same moment, Nick Swisher struck out looking.

Look at that fucking hipster

Also a dick move: pointing out your misuse of a question mark here.

This is the worst comment in the history of this site. I'm sorry.

Dale Earnhardt, Jr.: [Crashes into wall at 200 mph]

Are you calling hits and home runs the least relevant counting stats in baseball? Not to start a discussion because stats say whatever we want them to, but that would be an absolutely absurd assertion.

This isn't trolling at all. After his performances in Super Bowls XLII and XLVI, Brady is definitely one of New York's greatest heroes.

It looks like he's flashing Blue Steel. Which is complete bullshit. I thought they could only use wooden bats.

Similarly, Dick Cheney signs everything with "♥ # 2"

What's stopping it is the next CBA negotiations. The tide turned on Goodell during bountygate, when everyone realized how fucked up the NFLs discipline system is. He has to tread lightly now and hope the NFLPA is too stupid/greedy to demand a change in the next negotiations. (And they probably are). They know Rice…