It's a Brewers thing. Ryan Braun spent two years as Don'ttello.

"Of the four Miami pro sports teams, it's the one team name that's NOT an animal."

"'The most self-satisfied broadcaster on television?' Sir, have you no sense of history, no sense of scope, nay, at long last, no sense of decency? Your opinions, sir, will soon be relegated to the dustbins of history."

Isn't there a fundamental flaw in Gumbel's logic? He's operating under the belief the exact same pool of voters has soundly rejected McGwire but embraced LaRussa.
Mark McGwire has failed to generate much support from the BBWAA while LaRussa was voted in by the Veteran's Committee. That's two different voting bodies.

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When do we stop pretending that some 25-year-olds are going on 27?

Precocious Street Urchin No. 1: Gor, the Queen Mum's 'orse got busted for drugs.

The horse was hung at the request of the Queen, though there's no word as to what its punishment will be.

Hey Mike Vick might have slaughtered innocent puppies with his bare hands but at least he didn't love another human being.

Rebuttal:

Since hair splitting is fucking awesome and the theme of this here blowg post...Pedro Cerrano actually used goddamn voodoo, then he say he do it himself, then something about car insurance. Up your butt, Jobu...

Jobu didn't use voodoo—he is the voodoo. Pedro Cerrano used him to enhance his performance. Sheesh, get your fictional baseball players and mythical baseball gods straight.

Bathrooms? What are you, some kinda city boy? Piss in the wind like your ancestors son.

I thought he was Neopolitan?

Meanwhile, a bunch of disadvantaged deaf kids still don't get what so great about "that Seattle team."

FYI, this is an extremely unhealthy way to view your contributions to a relationship/child as compared to your partner's and if this IS your view, you shouldn't be having children with anyone until this changes.

There is actual scholarship on this topic. At least when I was in college the consensus was that this practice was introduced to show paternity. Women KNOW they're the parent. Men can never be sure so we introduce societal practices to reassure them — namely giving the offspring the father's name and, oddly enough, it…

Does John Daly really have a chick on the bag? That seems . . . hazardous.

of course he's a Cowboys fan

Wow. This Phil Mushnick guy sure gives journalists an "urban" eye.