Did you use your third eye to determine this? When I was 16 I was in a Jeep on rural back road that was t-boned by a Camaro going 90. When I came to the driver was telling my friends he didn't think there was anyone else around. Two months in the hospital and a year in rehab getting 80% of my right arm and hand…

...believes he has the right to quantify and describe the experiences of others...

He wasn't calling the draft stupid, he's talking about people watching the combine. Keep digging.

It's been a while since I've viewed it but one scene that stood out for me (and I may be remembering this incorrectly) is when he slaps Apollonia for teaming up with Morris Day and then apologizes by saying "I'm sorry, I just know how he treats women."

I think it is part of someone's Master's Thesis on being obtuse in the internet age.

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Sometimes God tells you to do things just to test you.

He's just gonna fit into whatever container he's poured into.

Appending the number "69" to his username is the height of humor for this guy, so the bar is pretty low.

You can add another reason to Erin Gloria Ryan's list.

That looks like tremendous fun.

Has there been a professional athlete in the last 15 years that has not donated a single minute or cent to charity work?

They were simple, easy to fix, and hell, there were only about five moving parts to fix if something went wrong.

Did they also pause to give Spoelstra a mustache?

On the other hand, they will be invisible to fish.