My favorite is the preemptive comment about the Bee Gees, like he can hear people reading his disco comment and then saying aloud "But what about the Bee Gees? And some ABBA?"

I had a coworker who had a date tattooed across his neck - it was the same day I was born so I asked him the significance. He didn't answer, just started crying and then throwing around inventory in the back room. His girlfriend said to me - "You fucking idiot, that's the day his Dad died and he doesn't like to talk…

Theory - Bill Hader is vying to be his generation's Tom Hanks. Discuss.

As a conservative are you issued instructions to use the phrase "forced down the throat" every time homosexuality comes up? It's like a verbal tic at this point.

I've enjoyed my time spent in San Antonio, but I wouldn't call it glamorous. The Pacers and OKC made the Conference Finals again this year. Indiana's State Tax rate is 2nd only to California's (combined rate ranked 21st in nation) and Oklahoma's combined rate is the 5th highest - and neither have the other 3…

San Antonio is 37th in market size. Miami is 16th, smaller than Minneapolis, Phoenix, Houston, DC, Boston, Oakland-SF, Dallas, Philly, Chicago, LA, and NY. They are competing ok.

They've stabbed babies and killed children who thought they were being rescued on this show. It's pretty rough for everybody.

Pardoned by Reagan. I once ran into him in Charlotte on his way to an Obama speech.

Maine roll call! I had a friend visiting from out of state. As we were driving into my home town he remarked on how "Classic Maine" it all was. I said to him, "Well, it's not like I have a pet moose." as we pulled into my parents' driveway. We had to stop halfway up because there was a moose just standing by the…

Today's young people don't need the extra pockets. Don't pocket their cell phones as they are always in their hand. No job or car, so no money or license to store. And anything else they just leave at their parents' house.

I know racism isn't dead because even champions of racial equality like Jezebel seem to have a problem paying PoC to write for them. Are you guys up to like two now?

I took a job at a University and am pursuing an Engineering degree that I'll finish up in May 2015 (351 days from now! Not that I'm counting!). For me the biggest benefit (even more than the 2 free classes I get a year as an employee) is that I do not have to travel far when going to class so that my time away from…

So, still more diverse than the paid staff of Jezebel?

It worked though, as the Excellence In Broadcasting Network softball team went undefeated that year.

Yes. And I've owned many Jeeps (and I hate these signs/stickers/shirts) I am more dickish to other Jeep owners though - I sold my '74 CJ5 and my boss who has a '12 4 door likes to say "we're Jeep guys." I bite my tongue to stop myself from saying "I was a Jeep guy, he bought a mini van."

It doesn't seem like Drew hates having sex with only his wife. I don't know why people think that monogamy is some sort of curse that all married couples loathe and wish they could escape. I'm happy. My wife is very attractive, has a great sex drive, and if I had to re-enter the dating world I'd have to have some…

Opposing coaches should make the audio from this their ringtone and then have their wives call them while exchanging line ups. "Sorry, I have to take this."

Well done.