I know people always post the "if that was my kid" comments but 32 years ago, in Bakersfield, a dog busted through our backyard fence and bit me in the face while I was playing in a sandbox. My father killed the dog with his hands (strangled it if I remember correctly) and threw it back over the fence. Still have…

I'll take the inclusion of Maine as a compliment. But Drew, they can't have acted that way in Waterville. Surely this attitude started somewhere around Yarmouth.

Which commentators do you have a problem with?

Who gets to decide which commentators are pointing them out?

I'm pretty sure a "cue the..." post is the same joke we've heard on every thread ever, if you are worried about originality. Next time try a "thug comment in 3,2,1" if you want go with another classic that everyone is tired of.

Carlos, I hope your wife has a lovely Mother's Day. The rest of you, enjoy "Defensive Spinster Day"!

It's sort of a reflex among Gawker commenters.

Yes.

Yeah, Reagan was such a bad ass that no one dared to step to the U.S. of A. He'd never cut and run. And he'd sure as shit never deal with some tinhorn dictator. Hell, I wish Bush II was back. That guy knew how to deal with these assholes.

Jesus, folks just fall all over themselves to comment about how much they don't like children on Jezebel.

A question for aficionados of fine whiskeys. In your years of traveling the globe sampling said whiskey, impressing bartenders with your knowledge and causing attractive women to raise an eyebrow at your level of sophistication - which ED pill works best to establish and maintain an erection?

Some story. Imagine if this really happened!

True, but that 5%...

I laughed.

As an Engineering student who spends hours doing homework goddamn right I want them to collect it.

In his defense, college students are terrible, entitled children. I am around them everyday. I also know from my time with them that sending a note like this is like inviting them to shit in the hallway, which they'll do on the grounds of "Freedom Of Speech" or some such nonsense.

Aren't people pissed about the end of every show now? Maybe go outside every once in a while.

I was watching this with my wife last night - I find it odd that they obviously let the "contestants" groom their facial/body hair throughout their time in the wilderness.

I'm going to have to withhold judgement until I find out how many pushups you can do.