You certainly don't have time to watch all of this...

Yeah, sure. Aziz Ansari is in the PRIVILEGED GROUP! Growing up a skinny little Indian kid in South Carolina must have been a breeze. I'm sure he coasted along on nothing but privilege as the white male patriarchy embraced him. Yes, I'm being sarcastic. You are the problem.

This dude is getting even worse than Tom Ley, the previous leader in the "I'm blatantly white but I'm going to call out other white people to show that I'm actually way different" race

I'm a chamorro from Guam.. I plan on eating fried rice and spam for lunch ;P

Pretty bad when I feel compelled to support these terrible videos, but this cut-rate-Drew-Margary "I'm so angry about boring innocuous stuff that I'm SWEARING" schtick is, amazingly, worse.

and their uniforms are made of cotton!

- "I don't think he's black enough."

"I love you as long as you keep winning, and I'll keep defending you blindly in the face of insurmountable evidence against you." Something to that effect?

Gawker title: Privileged Entrepreneur Resorts to Vigilantism, Gravely Injures Disadvantaged Family Man

Yeah, if we assume people would race the same under a completely different set of rules.

They aren't really work trucks anymore. I mean, sure, you can do all of the work things with it, but people who are using them for work are no longer their core market. Instead, they sell them to middle managers who think that it will give them a cowboy image or make their dick look bigger who defend it as a need…

Is complaining about discomfort while traveling across an entire continent in less than a day the pinnacle of first-world privilege?

Laugh all you want, but after the game those tailgaters were ready to drive their cars through a brick wall for him.

Here he is guys. Here's the expert. Listen to this guy, not those quacks at the totally uncredible institutions of MIT and Lockheed Martin. This guy has a "background in plasma physics" He's on the internet now to straighten things out for us.

Here's to hoping the perpetrator spends a first time, long time in jail.

It's amazing how much energy these people have to devote to this nonsense after a long day of work, lol

you really fizzled here. i was hoping this might be something worth responding to. it seems like you have your hands full with idiotic comment damage control. have a nice day.

haha i don't think you realize i wasn't even addressing the article, but for its lack of the word 'racism' and your insistence that 'white folks' would deny its existence. i don't deny that 'white privilege' exists and manifests itself in very real ways. i just wanted to point out that you should probably provide…

I really wish this preemptive "cue X in 3...2.." meme would die. It's so worn out.