You don’t like it? Fine. You know Andrew, if you’re not careful, you’re going to lose me.

Enough with the goddamn phones, people.

This Pats fan's reaction.

I thought to myself, "Let's see how joyless internet commenters find the negatives in this." You guys never let me down.

Regarding Bath Iron Works, this book was written in the 90's but it's an interesting and easy read.

If you tell me me you "rescued" a dog then you'd better have a story about the burning building you ran into or the daring midnight raid that was involved. Otherwise you just picked it up. I have family members who take in foster kids without saying shit, but for dog people having just one animal in their life they…

I dunno, these cousins are trending on Facebook right now.

In his Paula Deen article a few weeks ago I mentioned that Deen's staff was more diverse than Deadspin's and my comment was deleted. Very thin skin.

Was my post noting that Deadspin's staff is overwhelmingly white and male greyed out and then removed from this article for a good reason? http://foodspin.deadspin.com/hiring-a-black…

Hiring a black woman to ring a bell at your office would double your diversity numbers. Maybe work on that.

Jonah Keri had a good discussion this week on his podcast this week with a Cardinals beat writer about Matheny's priorities when making substitutions.

Gee, that's some Alpha Male shit.

"SNL was so much funnier when I was in the target demographic."

I see your Hemingway and raise you one Hunter S. Thompson.

Sorry about your ass dance. It's a real tragedy.

Good news for people who think hourly about their appliances.

With 48% of pregnancies in Mississippi coming from unwed mothers and an infant mortality rate that wouldn't be out of place in a 3rd world country this story probably has a tragic ending.

You "have to" live in Pittsburgh? How so? Did you lose a bet?

I agree with you on ignoring stuff, my biggest Simmons pet peeve (among many) is the way he says "we all felt/did" when talking about how America reacted to different cultural or life events when he means "me and the prep school kids I grew up with."