Since 2012, OKC has drafted one player with a career VORP higher than 0.1: Steven Adams.

This is 100% right. I’ve done a decent amount of freelance work, and I’ve had clients try to come up with any reason possible to not pay me. After I eventually get my money, I never, ever, under any circumstance, work with them again. Fool me once, I don’t give you a second chance. 

I appreciate the jokes at TC’s expense. It helps distract from the reality—there are thousands of nutjobs who watch his show, and it only takes one to do something horrible to Omar (or anyone else he talks about like this).

Nice. I moved from that district about a month before the election, and I was thrilled she won. She’s an amazing woman. 

Actually, Jesse Watters and the USWNT is a very accurate microcosm of the American professional world.

I have to back up Burneko here. Unless you’re a absolute freak like Dennis Rodman (in this case, a basketball freak, but I guess all forms of the word apply here), defense, rebounding, and other “effort” categories are pretty overrated.

1000% agree with not taking the election for granted. The fact that Trump is the incumbent, statistically, gives him an advantage. And considering roughly 80% of votes don’t matter (the only ones that do are the ones casted in the 8-12 swing states), the election is by no means guaranteed.

I feel super bad for the kid. He’s only 8, so odds are, he has to deal with being around that racist asshole for another 9 or 10 years, and said racist asshole doesn’t seem like the type to be open to hearing about his shortcomings.

The real question is why does Beyonce have the same skin tone and hair color as Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, and multiple other white blonde women? 

A spokesman for Ducey offered a sarcastic response to a request for comment by Business Insider: “Really? Yes, the governor owns Nikes. Stop the presses.

I’d agree if it was just for Paul George, but it seems like PG going to LAC was a big part of Kahwi’s decision, so it’s essentially a trade for both players. And OKC knew that, so they could kind of gouge the Clippers.

This would actually be like you going back to your boss after working there for 3 years and being like “Thanks for letting me take the lead on this project. I didn’t fart in my interview 3 years ago. Enjoy your lunch!”

Even if the teleprompter cut out, any sentient human with 2 working brain cells would have heard themselves say the word “airport” in a sentence about the Revolutionary War and been like, “Hold on, folks. That’s not right,” then maybe laughed it off and explained what happened.

So, can we just appreciate for a moment that Trump is going out of his way to say, “no obstruction, no collusion” in a tweet that has nothing even remotely close to do with either of those things.

I don’t care about the 5th Pho place the local city has or the myriad places to see a band. I’m a dad with a 4 year old.

Yep. They can write an article comparing an entire team to cockroaches, then post the justifiably angry emails on Dead Letters (or whatever it’s called), but they can’t handle their own team being called arrogant.

So what’s going to happen if Trump says “fuck it, we’re not doing the census”?

Because all most people had seen of him prior to that were glowing pieces about his Texas strategy (a good one)

I don’t doubt it.

In Deadspin’s defense, “Let’s Be Patient and See How Things Play Out” articles don’t generate as many clicks.