He needs a valet, like the Earl of Grantham. Maybe a dashing Sikh.

Garters?! Too fancy for a Real American like Donald.

Season 2 of Leah Remini’s show might be the killing blow. She’s really got the CoS running scared.

And before that: the dude that invented the carrying case for a flute.

No, it is not weird, those things exist. You can not never know if you need a stylish bag for your breads.

I googled ‘baguette bag’ but I think I ended up in the weird part of the internet again.

Its too bad Chanel did a similar bag in 1990

I’m still trying to figure out if I should actually know who Remy Ma is.

Even Greeks like my grandfather got to start calling themselves “white” after WWII. He wouldn’t have dreamed of becoming a Freemason and buying a house in what was previously a 99% Dutch town in the south suburbs of Chicago, but after spending three years and change slitting Japanese throats he said “fuck that.”

Yeah, when did eastern-European immigrants get to be white? I don’t remember that coming up for a vote at the white privilege AGM.

Hungarians got to start calling themselves “white” as soon as it went from the “Hapsburg Empire” to the “Austro-Hungarian Empire.”

Trump being taken down by a Reply Allpocalypse would be a fitting end to this brief shitstain on American history.

It’s good for him the requirements of “White Privilege” have changed so much since Eisenhower’s time.

1st blame it on his wife, ask them a question: do you know who i am?

Bet they don’t know how BCC works either.

I wonder if all those White House leaks are happening partly because no one there knows how the “reply all” function works.

Only gonna say this ‘cause I didn’t learn until I was 22 and it caused me a lot of grief:

Well, this fucking sucks.

Ladies and gentlemen: I give you the only proof the right will ever need to dismiss every story on rising levels of Antisemitism and other white nationalist-flavored hate crimes as false flag operations designed to discredit Republican mainstream legitimacy.

Nah, I agree. But I do love the phrase “tit chandelier.”