Btw, if you actually read the piece, you’ll learn the problem wasn’t that she didn’t rush to the stage “quickly enough” but that she didn’t try to rush to the stage at all.

Can you imagine being the sort of person who wakes up in the morning and decides that your activity for the day will be track down and post online identifying information of some accountants who fucked up a stupid awards show? With the intention that someone will harm or at least threaten these accountants? Again, not…

Jesus tapdancing christ people. It’s a shitty circlejerk awards show.

Death becomes her.

“I rub my face with 120 grit sandpaper to reduce open wounds and bleeding.”

it is honestly one of the great injustices of the 21st century. on par with taylor swift being more famous than carly rae jepsen.

While Lively may have a more successful career, I’d take Adam Brody over Ryan Reynolds any damn day.

Soap may even be too much depending on how sensitive you are to the yeasties and the ph of your soap.

The fact that Blake Lively is more successful than her is the most Serena van der Woodson thing to ever happen

I have always liked Leighton.

They do not, at all, disqualify him.

Further: LOTS of states with major HS wrestling programs don’t segregate by gender, and it’s honestly not really an issue. You weigh in, you wrestle the person across the mat from you, and the person who wins is the person who’s better. This shouldn’t be complicated.

Also, he’s a child. He’s seventeen years old, for crying out loud, and doing what he can at the whims of adults. Leave him be.

Any outrage people choose to feel about this should be directed at the people who made Mack wrestle girls, not Mack himself. That’s fucking idiotic. And before someone comes in and says “He shouldn’t have competed at all if it wasn’t fair,” here’s a preemptive gif:

Okay, so, since apparently it’s hard for folks to understand.

On the one hand, I wish they’d done this disclosure stuff before he got elected.

He wouldn’t say that if the nothing burger came with soup.

Lord help us.

“nothing burger”

That little racist shit is going down. I love how the intelligence is leaking out at opportune times. Trump has to be PISSED that he finally got some positive press and then the Sessions story dropped.