In the early days of Kimmels show Damon cancelled an appearance and it became a running gag.

What percentage of the time would his shirt be off?

Yea I always think Kimmel is lame, but I actually thought the Matt Damon bashing was hilarious.

Caitlyn Jenner and Andreja Pejic are NOT dating, they’re just friends.

Please don’t apologize Faye, that was the most interesting thing to happen at the Oscars since some dude ran on stage naked about 40 years ago.

She’s so obviously playing the “oh teehee I’m the only woman in a room full of men. I’m so adorable! I can play these dudes.” thing. No honey. They think you’re a child, and you’re confirming it to them.

Stand your ass up & take the picture for fuck’s sake.

She did not remove her shoes. You can see the stiletto heel denting the back cushion in the first photo.

Don’t forget the “chocolate diamonds” (aka diamonds that used to be only useful for industrial purposes until someone saw they could re-brand them as some sort of special cool diamond and make $$$).

Wait. How are we supposed to look at phones?

She looks like she is about to shoot a porno

No comment on her as a person because she is evil and it’s seeping out of her pores but she is looking at her phone the same way my mother looks at her phone. Why can’t people learn how to hold a goddamn phone!?

I’m starting to think men shouldn’t be allowed out of the house.

I didn’t realize all of these tacky stores were owned by the same parent company. No fucking wonder their jewelry is universally ugly.

Every kiss begins with Kay, or you’re fired!