There’s a quote that appears in Norm MacDonald’s recent book, which goes something like “Applause is voluntary, but laughter isn’t”.

Dave Brat moved his townhall to a small town 60 miles from where the majority of his constituents live and held it in a venue that barely holds 200. There was a crowd of hundreds more outside. He literally didn’t think there were people who cared enough to drive an hour.

The video of Mitch McConnell getting yelled at was one of the top ten best things to happen in spite of Trump’s first month in office.

Chicken shit.

That is a disgusting excuse.

I have a friend who’s daughter is about the same age and comes from a Mexican background. And she is fully aware how this election treated women and immigrants. She has a strong mother, and I know she’ll grow up to be just as smart and hard working.
If I was in the GOP, my only question would be: “Why am I doing my…

Cotton changed the venue five times in three days in order to confuse his constituents to try and make sure they wouldn’t show up (or that only his most diehard fans/supporters showed up). Thankfully the media was on it and people found out the right place to go.

It’s really inspiring to see all of these people participating in the town halls. I loved it when one of the audience members asked Cotton, “What kind of insurance do you have?”

Too be fair, the 7 year old is not insane.

The statement + the cute squeaky voice + the slight bedhead = I’m dying in the best way possible.

Jesus man, what is your literotica handle? Asking for a friend.

They can mock it all they want, I love it. We’re in a very scary time and a bold motto is appropriate. Frankly, if Fox News came out with it four years ago the Republicans would be cheering for it.

“Donald Trump makes Mexicans not important to people who are in Arkansas who like Mexicans, like me and my grandma and all my family,” Toby Smith, age 7, told Cotton to loud cheers from the packed auditorium. “And he’s deleting all the parks and PBS kids just to make a wall. He shouldn’t do that. He shouldn’t.”

Marco Rubio, for some reason, is in Europe right now

He lives and understands football and nothing else. I went to school with a current neurological surgeon who no shit couldn’t boil water

What school thought having Winston in for a photo op was a good idea?

On arriving home from school, the boys asked their parents what the pussy is and how to fuck her right in it.

“Be polite, silent, gentle..........and also supple and smooth with graceful curves that start at your waist, and continue to your your soft thighs and gently twist inward below your pelvis and culminate in that tight triangle of pleasure known as..........oh shit, what was I talking about again?

How can someone this stupid understand the complexity of an NFL offense?