I agree, except for the fact that it shoots glitter. Unless she is going to clean it up herself, and even then her parents will find it 6months later. Truly the Herpes of the arts and crafts world

And this is how it SHOULD be. Kids should get prosthetics that do all kinds of cool things that reflect their personalities to at least partially make up for the fact that they have to spend their lives without arms.

Welcome to the world of zero accountability. Grab a chair, it’s gonna be a while.

I hate her because she tried to blame a black man for her drugged erratic driving, so her career can forever die in a dumpster fire as far as I’m concerned. May she never prosper, because that makes her trash. Plus, she’s given all sorts of chances, and I’m always like, “Why?” She’s no major talent whose artistry the…

One time I was on 6AM flight and the dude sitting next to me ate a can of tuna fish and three hard boiled eggs for breakfast. That definitely deserved having the cops called.

Dear homophobes, racists, sexist, and xenophobes: it is not the job of everyone else in the world who is not like you to erase their identities just so you can remain “comfortable.” Get over yourselves.

I can’t count how many times I’ve been uncomfortable with the person sitting next to me on a plane. Everyone is packed like sardines- it’s gonna happen.

Agreed. The only thing Lindsay has ever done was be exploited and pimped out as an underage girl/child by her mother and the entertainment industry. People should be rallying around her. She was abused as a child.

we were rooting for her WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR HER

To be honest I’m not really sure what Delta did wrong. I do think in the name of good customer service they should respond, but the guy called the cops not the flight attendants.

Ariel is also a teenager, which Ms Lohan has not been able to play convincingly since Mean Girls. I’m not sure her smoker’s voice is going to be a real draw, either.

I always thought the best stranger to sit next to on a plane was one that fell asleep and didn’t’ actively bother you. Trying to imagine calling the cops on my row mate for sleeping and not bothering me.

Ariel is supposed to be optimistic, and surprised by every new discovery. Lohan’s jaded eyes have seen much more scandalous thingamabobs, I assume. Doesn’t really ring true.

He’s sad. A sad man who buys friends. A sad man who managed to buy a presidency. If his only crime was his appalling taste in decor I could pity him.

He thought he’d be universally loved when he got elected. The only thing that gets me through this darkest timeline is knowing how miserable he must be seeing how generally disliked he is.

To be LOVED, not merely liked. He needs to be loved.

um, don’t you mean unpresidented?

Ok you all: I have a problem. I really have not been able to do anything else except surf the news since the election. Some people I know have decided to shut it out (one told me yesterday that the “news isnt gonna get better for four years” so I might as well tune out and save myself the heartache) but I can’t do it.…

I have a good friend who is a member of Mar-a-Lago. I can confirm all of this. The access being granted to these men and women is absolutely, completely unprecedented.

God, he is so desperate to be liked.