He went to elite schools where yes, you do need to be brainy to excel, and he’s very eloquent in interviews. You can say a lot about the dude, but he most definitely is intelligent.

He and I are soulmates in some alternate universe, I’m sure of it.

Go forth and like him. Anyone who tries to dictate* why you shouldn’t can fuck off. And that goes for pretty much anything** you like.

He’s a bit ditzy but is it ok to like him? He seems like a nice chap.

I guess in Britain, to be considered upper-class, you actually need blue blood in your veins, you can’t just be very very rich. The traditional British SES class scale puts doctors, executives, and such as upper middle class. And the upper class is what Americans would consider the leisure class.

Halfway through the article (and thank you Bobby for pointing me towards this gift) and there is NO WAY that Hiddles’ family is ‘solidly middle class’. I hate the way English rich people always insist that they’re ‘middle class’ because they struggled to send their kids to Eton. If you can send your kids to Eton on…

Tom is that good-looking guy that you can’t believe is single. And halfway through the first date you realize that there are many valid reasons that no one wants to date him.

Did you live in an alternate reality for this election campaign? Gracefully consistent is not at all how I would describe Bernie Sander’s behavior this past year.

Bullshit. Bernie dragged the primary on when it was beyond obvious he lost. He was butt hurt and would not let it go. He still thinks he would have beaten Trump. All politicians have egos and she is no different but vaginas are supposed to keep thier emotions in check amirite.

Whenever I see her speak my heart breaks thinking of how I would have loved to see her as the President. Her specifically, not “a woman.”

Seriously, this woman has done more for women’s rights & causes in the past 50 years than 50 millennial bloggers could ever get done in 150 years.... And here they are cutting her down? Stupid kids.

I think it’s so hypocritical that the message that Hillary was/is trying to say is that women should be standing together. And supposedly Jezebel supports that message (I guess just not when Hillary speaks about it?). Yet still makes fun of her delivery as “robotic” - can you stop tearing down the people that are on…

She’s just not LIKEABLE enough, right?

I know this is really petty, but in addition to how dudes shouldn’t be making any decisions on behalf of women, dudes who look like this dude REALLY shouldn’t be making decisions for women. I have had bread doughs that look better.

It’s been awhile since we’ve watched video of Hillary Clinton talking into the camera with her trademark calm, robotic cheer, and I didn’t realize how much I missed it until now.

BUT THEY ARE TOTALLY THE SAME!!!

Thank god you’re here to tell us that.

Worst candidate ever?

Yeah man, we’re so glad America chose* a lying racist instead.

Yes, by all means, all of those people who are concerned about practicalities like health care and jobs will be better served by the President who gets rid of the ACA and starts a trade war with Mexico/China/everyone.