He fired them all. That’s why it’s such a perfectly analogous situation to the state of our actual government. He fired everybody when he took over and how his hired monkeys can’t even figure out how to turn on the lights.

I was all set to complain about the headline’s use of the word “literally,” before discovering that no, they meant it, he is actually literally stumbling around in the dark, jesus christ.

The Obama’s installed the clapper for him right before they left, but no one accounted for the fact that his small hands cannot make enough noise to activate it.

Choosing to literally sit in the dark because asking for help is a shameful indicator of weakness is so on the nose I don’t know what to do

Pete Souza wins again.

Trump is like a smart person. He is the only one, the only one who knows how to turn on the lights. Believe me.

In college a no-so-smart kid wreaked revenge on her roommate, a smart-but-snooty EE undergrad by putting a small piece of clear tape into the bottom of a lamp socket. The EE to be tried replacing the bulb and fiddled with the lamp a while before declaring she was going to take it home to her engineer dad on the…

Donald and his staff are probably clapping in the dark thinking Obama installed The Clapper in every room. Or Biden said just to clap to fool with them.

Before he left, Biden removed the outlet in the Cabinet room, patched, and painted over the hole.

The hubris of these people cannot be underestimated,as well as the critical lack of common sense among many many people these days. I work with a lot of college students who all had great grades, but cannot figure out how to do the simplest thing - such as turning on a light switch. They are all terrified of making a…

To be fair, they might have...

Honestly? I think so. No one likes to admin that they were conned by a drifter.

In the United States, we’ve been primed to believe that wealth comes from hard work and intelligence. Since Trump is wealthy, this line of thought goes, he must be pretty smart. And, he’s saying the things his supporters “are all thinkings”. Isn’t that what we kept being told during the campaign? “He says what I’m…

We’re gonna send that nuke to Taaaaaajiiikastaaaaaaaaaan!!!

So I’m surrounded at work by Trump supporters. They seem to be doubling down on their support, despite the numerous questionable moves.

I was hoping for a Cersei Lannister-style walk of shame to the courthouse steps where he gets his hair pulled off.

This entire article was terrifying, but I’m not gonna lie: it felt GREAT to know what all the protests and marches and lawsuits have really gotten under his thin, evil skin.

Every day is Laugh At Donald Day.

Back when it looked like Clinton was going to win, I was planning to propose the day after the inauguration as a national “Laugh at Donald” day. Now we get to laugh at him for four years, or until he’s impeached and/or gets so upset he decides to start a nuclear war (probably with California, at this rate).

Basically, a Jean-Ralphio who is in charged of our nuclear codes.