The irony of Trump asking for a safe space for Pence is so ironic that I’m not sure you can even call it irony anymore.

Don’t forget that as governor of Indiana—THIS FUCKING YEAR—he signed a bill (thankfully thrown out by a human being of a judge) that would require women to hold funerals for fetuses not carried to term. HE’S A MONSTER!

I’m peeved that people just reduce Duvall’s career down to The Shining. Her career is chock full of great directors and her exemplary work behind the camera for children’s entertainment. She is a gentle soul and does not deserve this, leave her the hell alone.

I’ve been a bit surprised by the reaction to Doctor Phil. Like, this was the final straw? When did people hear about Dr. Phil? Yesterday? He’s been a piece of shit for a long, long time. Whatever other gifts she has, Oprah has consistently shown herself to be a fairly poor judge of character.

can you imagine how many notifications you’d have to clear when you were brought back to life? It makes me anxious just thinking about it.

Dress is Versailles ugly

she was wed off to a tangerine Demogorgon to settle the debt of her parents, who stole magic beans from Donald Trump’s enchanted vegetable garden when she was only one year old.

I’d vote for a rip in the space and time continuum.

“Bush doesn’t care about black people.” -Kanye West, 2005.

Kanye, why do you have to make is so hard to appreciate your music by, you know, being such a horrible person?

Remember the thought experiment, about liberals running their own Donald Trump-esque candidate, and would we vote for him? That is Kanye West, and the answer is “hell no.”

Urban planning and infrastructure falls under the purview of design, Darcoby.

It’s an ugly building in my opinion, and Trump destroyed quite a few historic pieces of art in the construction process.

This better be a damn good settlement. I’m irritated that it seems everyone’s trying to forget/push things out of the way now that he won. Like he’s become untouchable.

No

I was hoping it would go trial so that he would lie under oath (he really can’t help it) then he would be in impeachment territory.

I was boycotting Dr. Phil before it was cool.

Two things about Ronan Farrow: 1.) He can get it; and 2.) Every time I see that kid he looks more like Frank Sinatra.

This is a nightmare for those who are worried about immigration. Jeff Sessions is extremely dangerous because he actually knows quite a lot about how the immigration system works, in minute details. He’s not a dumb man either. He knows exactly where to stick the knife.