I am not one of the better angels of society when someone has done me or mine wrong. Fuck them. And fuck this bloated piece of shit and his rent-to-purchase ho ass wife. “I don’t care, do you?” About your? No I don’t bitches. Y’all can’t die fast enough. Best case: he does a Herman Cain and rolls to the promise land…

but my personality is too stable, even if I have no more fucks to give...

So true. I live in the desert where ppl DD lifted, super duty dualies. Truly the dumbest fucking thing i have ever seen.

“Uhhh... Nice truck, sorry about your dick.”

 They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.

Spam Herbfeller.

But isn’t that also kinda perfect example of how these kinds of biases work their way in to the general consciousness? A bunch of well meaning white customers like you or I see Aunt Jemima and think “oh well that’s a neat way to honor a black pioneer....” and black people walk by it and think “JESUS CHRIST WHY IS THAT…

Uncle Ben has apparently also announced his retirement.

Whoa, slow down there. Trump should be burned at the stake for the hundreds of crimes he’s committed, and in no way should any rational person vote for him, ever.

If a signal questionable report (several investigators have said there is no merit) of sexual assault makes you vote for a man with over two dozen believable claims of sexual assault, you have a serious problem. 

You mean in the gif at the top where he’s warming up the tires in the burnout box? Did you watch the video?

Ditto on the 2011 MBAir - the only reason I’ve slowed using it is because all browsers seem to want to use all of it’s 2GB of memory. Nearly 10 years out of a $900 laptop is pretty good though.

My wife’s daily driver is a 2011 MacBook Air. I did the battery swap myself 2 years ago. Still going strong running the latest Office 365 for productivity, Chrome for web browsing and Microsoft Teams and Zoom for meetings. I’ve offered her to exchange the Air for an newer model to no avail, she just loves it, and it…

Depending on what you count, I change out phones every 5-6 years but keep the phones on wifi afterwards. So my 3G has been running since 08... 

President Commacho 4 lyfe!

Ok I choose here and now to express this sentiment

I doubt it’ll be like this once the main threat is over. “Social distancing” is to protect the healthcare system from being overwhelmed. When enough people have herd immunity to the virus, it won’t be able to run out of control anymore. A better president, restocked medical supplies, and an actual pandemic response…

I mainly think this is going to continue in phases. For a lot of America, it isn’t even real yet. And that should be a good thing, but the trend has been that places aren’t issuing stay at home directives until it arrives. Only 30 states have issued these types of directives.

“... keeping the America that all America loves...”

They can't.   The elections are not controlled federally,  and if there is no result by Jan 19th, Trump and Pence are no longer in office, and it passes down the line of succession (Pelosi).