That was the primary cause of the outbreak in South Korea, wasn’t it? A megachurch with an infected member who attended the congregation even though she was symptomatic.

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These types can’t pull off sincerity. When they try the actual pain from forcing any type of emotion that isn’t sociopathically selfish onto their faces twists them into a terrifying rictus.

Passover 2020, a conference that promised Christians

“They don’t even have to die...”

The day that incompetent orange fuck dies should be a national holiday - a celebration, not a day of mourning.

Highly religious people scare me more than gangsters.

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I’d be okay with them dying.

Remember when all you had to hear about Presidential spiritual advisors was that the first lady believed in horoscopes, or that the President’s former pastor had failed to properly condemn a group calling for race-based armed revolution or something?

Truly. This administration has made it impossible to believe anything they say. Remember when the virus was a hoax? And then they turned around and declared a national emergency. Get. On. Point. Sorry, it’s just been bugging me.

I don’t necessarily believe any medical reports the White House releases, but it would be both hilarious and helpful if Trump and Pence came down with influenza B and then pneumonia.
They don’t even have to die, just be incapacitated long enough Pelosi can do some things that make sense instead of making it worse. 

let’s let jezebel keep up with the kardashian whores. 

She admits to hitting him. Mocks him for running away from physical abuse, and for saying that he is the victim of domestic violence. She also claimed that nobody will believe him, which was pretty true, until the tapes came out.

the idea of time as something that is tangible is due to how we perceive the world. We remember past events so the continue to exist within our perception, but the actual state the universe was in back then is gone and cannot be reversed. Time is essentially entropy and the whole universe is progressing to a lower and…

His theory ignores the fact that the past and future don’t actually exist like some recording we are watching. That’s why the energy requirements are so high. You need more energy than is available in the universe because you are essentially reversing entropy on the scale of the whole entire universe itself. It’s not…

it’s a movie called “Primer”

Im writing you from 3 seconds in the past (or more depending on when you read this). What secrets do the future hold?

Let’s then assume he can travel at the speed of light, it’ll take him 44 years to reach 44 lightyears away, creating a paradox because if he looked back he would only see himself leaving earth.