You must have loved Carnivale.

They gave Smegol progeria, and Captain Hook a hook, and Furiosa a prosthetic arm, and Long John Silver a peg leg, and no one complained. But hey, these are enlightened times and all of our screen fantasies have to be normal.

Christ, what the hell else is wrong with me?

Since I started working from home and given my job is not one requiring a rigid schedule, I’ve taken to napping each afternoon for 45 minutes. It’s awesome! Not only do I have more energy, but it’s something to look forward to!

My first vehicle was a ‘51 GMC pickup. Was a hoot to drive. You could even pull the key out of the ignition while it was running.

Wow, that’s really a shame! I’m glad I’ve not had that experience. I can understand your disappointment!

Vidalias are the best! But wow, they can go bad so fast if you don’t refrigerate them - I think it has something to do with how sweet they are. Regardless, a nice BBQ’d patty with thick slices of Tillamook Sharp, Vidalia, and Heirloom tomato is one of the best things ever!

Aw fuck, totally not safe in OR. I am not at all pleased.

Heaven forbid someone (and an elected official at that) should evolve! How dare they?!

Or as Robinson Jeffers put it in his poem, I Shall Laugh Purely:

My EV has a Type 2 plug. My neighbor’s has a CHAdeMO. Fortunately, we are compatible in most other ways.

Only the well-marbled ones, though. 

Eugene, OR has deemed that anyone can be topless in outdoor public spaces. Not the same as fully naked, granted.

According to Trumplethinskin, aren’t a bunch of dead people supposed to be voting, too?

Steaming them with the steamer thing on an espresso machine cooks them up really fast. Use a pyrex measuring cup or a pint glass jar (the one you used to shake them up with, even). Add a little butter, salt, pepper, tajin (oh yes, tajin is terrific in scrambled eggs) and shoot the steam in for 10 seconds or until…

Masturbation Day or Masturbation May? I’m good with either, but we all know that everyday is ‘batin’ day!

Masturbation Day or Masturbation May? I’m good with either, but we all know that everyday is ‘batin’ day!

Damn- you fall off a ladder onto that head?

I would happily do that. I’m a 6'4" 230 lb woman who, while usually quiet and calm and not at all prone to violence, am fully aware of my physical stature and ability to intimidate others if I chose to do so. I’d walk right up to her and ask her to reassess her decisions, in no uncertain terms.

So, do you have to chew on the CBD pillow or does the CBD just infuse through your face/head?

So, do you have to chew on the CBD pillow or does the CBD just infuse through your face/head?

Like Charlie from the Charlie X episode of ST-TOS (S1E2).