I’m going to be annoying but there is a reason there are food safe laws. I’m not saying this woman’s ceviche is going to make you sick, but selling food that you make in your standard kitchen cannot be guaranteed safe.

I feel this way about lots of yoga communities too. As a long-time yoga teacher some of my best friends are yoga teachers and the ignorance can be astounding. Like, I love these people, but we cannot have conversations about things like vaccinations and climate change because they just don’t fucking get it.

I can’t think of a legit reason for my boyfriend to have my account and phone passwords. He has his own accounts and phone. Why would he need mine? Absent some actual suspicions about something, why would I demand that he give me his? I don’t believe that just because I’m part of a couple, I have to give up all…

I mean, he’s not Charles Johnson.

Maybe his hands were whittled smaller by repeated slappings, like rocks becoming pebbles via a millennium of ocean waves. 

I mean, at least he didn’t shit on the floor, right?

What do you expect with these Pampered rich kids?

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

And I can’t overstress the importance of stacking for stability, and bracing the pile. Especially if you have toddlers or kids who like to climb.

And if you aren’t sure the direction of the prevailing winds where you live, just fire up Google maps and look for your closest airport. The main runways tend to be aligned with the most common prevailing winds. The big numbers at the ends of the runways correspond to the compass.

Also Hilary sitting in that sea of men, the only woman in the room. 

Plus, in 2015 the world still had Lemmy, Bowie and Prince.

And now, your Friday feels:

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

I honestly know nothing about Colorado. I just feel like a Croc-wearing lesbian being discriminated against at her Whole Foods job is a very “Colorado” problem. I am 100% positive this has never happened in the dim backwater of Culpeper, Virginia, which is where I live.

Disclaimer: workplace discrimination based on…

No, quite the opposite, actually.

I knew it was Boulder, Colorado. This is the most Boulder CO shit I have ever read in my life.

“Utilitarian”

I live in the PNW, we still love cargo shorts.

I’m a woman who wears cargo shorts, and completely confused by this talk about them being unattractive. Also, throwing out someone else’s property, WTF?