Hey, speaking of weirdo photos ... Where is his daughter in the mirror??? And who is the boy who appears in the mirror but not the photo???? Demons? Crazy camera photos? Proof of extraterrestrial life? It’s hard to say.

This happened to my dad. Years ago he was driving on a reservation in New York during midwinter ceremonies in December. As he was driving, he saw a white ball floating on the side of the road. It was going fast and he followed it. It came to the building where there was ceremonies and went in. He heard later it was a…

It's an allegory for the fact that every asshole in Colorado drives a Subaru. Proof: I'm in Colorado, and I drive a Subaru.

I refuse to believe that anyone actually buys this shit. I can’t accept a reality in which people affix pewter charms to their towels.

I don't feel comfortable changing in front of people. I use the changing room.

I don’t even take showers at the gym. Because of people like this.

“at a Pepsi event celebrating World Emoji Day.”

This sentence makes my orifices bleed.

The firefighters’ gators were almost certainly unrelated to one that drowned Lane Graves, because it’s hard for a gator to cross the roadways. Also, why would you go chasing kids when you’re being fed by hand?

Damn right. This is the kind of person who thinks she’s mediating some deep conversation between the earth and humanity with her cat-scratch and so thinks she’s just misunderstood. (Meaning she won’t stop.)

She should be banned from public lands for life.

This might surprise you, but not everyone would. I definitely have no interest in that lifestyle and I don't think I'd be a happier person just because I had millions of dollars. I kind of like just being an average person doing average things.

Honestly, the US didn’t deserve the Obamas. The crap we put them through was shameless, and they handled it with such poise and grace. Also, yay, National Parks!

Serving up some Hyacinth Bucket realness.

He didn’t make music that typically prized technically good singing but I think his stuff on the MTV live album shows he was a pretty talented singer underneath all the screaming.

If you define vocal prowess solely as vocal range, then no pop or rock singer could measure up to classical opera singers. Many people, myself included, would not agree.

Chris Isaak

Asteroid Strike, 2016!

Ethnic flare?