Preach!!!

Thank you for your insightful, articulate comment.

Holy shit. Granite and Cougar? Sounds like some twee hipster restaurant frequented by film types visiting Sundance.

I, too, got a table loom (brand new, still in the packaging) from a thrift store. I paid $2.50 on a half-price day. I later saw the same loom for sale in a yarn store for $185. Happy day!

Popcorn shirts are available at all my neighborhood Walgreens (probably 3 for $15 or something).

Best comment on this article.

I lost my dad at a fairly young age and we had a special bond based on Blazing Saddles. Mel Brooks is awesome!

It always amazes me when Republicans are vehemently anti-regulation.

It's good to be the king. I'm super jealous about your horse.

A selection of additives are available for a small surcharge at many local filling stations; perhaps there's a special vaginal cleansing blend.

Furthermore, why the fuck are these products still available for purchase by consumers?

A ringing endorsement!

I think this is the one with Parker Posey.

Nice.

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Oh my god, please contact the writers of the female Ghostbusters remake immediately! A giant Garrison Keillor is the perfect apocalyptic villain for our times. Or maybe the giant Keillor can do battle with a giant Kim Kardashian à la Godzilla vs Mothra... Honestly though, I've been a receptionist before and gotten…

Thank you for the anecdotes! This is exactly the kind of thing I was imagining. People can be so strange, and so weirdly sensitive to things that to others are pretty innocuous. It’s especially strange to me that there are people who will take the time to complain about such things. And, really, did any of these folks…

Exactly!

I would love to hear about the Garrison Keillor complaints. My imagination is running wild right now.

Gah! That's awful.