I understood that your comment was a joke. I am short and starred the comment with the tiny finger attached to my itty-bitty t-Rex arms.

I guess it’s yet another way to produce ‘entertainment’ centered around women’s bodies. I agree though and have to wonder if there are plans for multiple seasons of this show.

Thank you for saying this. The grass IS always greener when we compare ourselves to a physical ideal. I’m sympathetic to tall women’s and girl’s issues as well. I’m also 5’3” and get sick of the jokes and of the assumption that I am less professionally capable than others. I can’t imagine anyone actually bothering to…

Please god no

I can't stop laughing...

Like Pope Leo XIII, we should all carry around a flask of cocaine-fortified wine

So perfect.

Same for me.

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

You are not the only one.

Now I can’t help but wonder how often this happens to people. Looking at that photo makes me wonder how there’s been no lawsuits against the manufacturer. I’m fairly certain that I would have maced myself several times because I carry spray-on sunscreen. I hope you were ok after that happened.

Incredible. They’re as photogenic as Wegman’s Weimaraners. You should start selling prints.

All right-thinking people prefer waffles.

Wow! Someone needs to call up the product design team ASAP. I mean, they apparently don’t realize that many people who carry their product are women who sometimes carry other small spray cans for use on their bodies...

This is my new favorite thing.

Thanks for the information! I'm going to check into this!

The things a person grabs when a disaster strikes says so much about a person (or character); you could explore that directly or indirectly. When Hurricane Katrina was barreling towards New Orleans and I had to evacuate, I filled my car with my two huge dogs and the ashes of my previous dog. I also had some books and…

Mmmmm, lobster. Seriously though, I'm glad to hear you took so many precautions. I love pretty much all animals and always want to help the wild ones that are in trouble, but after losing my first puppy that way was heartbreaking. I rescued her from rednecks who just let the poor mama dog keep getting pregnant without…

I used to fantasize about getting one of those obnoxious air horns and blasting that to drown out the a-holes...

Is the dermapen somewhat similar to the dermaroller? I have cystic acne scarring too and it makes me so self-conscious.