Meh, close enough:

Get a load of Patrick flipping the bird to the ol’ journalism style guide in the 2nd and 3rd paragraphs! Referring to the subject by his first name? You rascal.

That’ll be a Kinja name in 3...2...1...

+1 Curtis Jackson

Well screw you work, getting crazy and making me miss out on all this reminiscing. Yes, Cobalt Cafe, and I remember inMemory there too. LAO played that hole in the wall like every week. Couldn’t hear shit and the couches were disgusting, yet the most popular seat in the house. It was like the valley stepping stone to…

They were a local high school band in LA too...I’d be surprised they were the original, but they’d play a lot at that shit hole-in-the-wall spot in Woodland Hills whose name escapes me with other valley bands like Nathaniel’s Endeavors from Granada Hills HS.

Honestly asking, do the Raiders consider San Diego, at least for a couple years? Because there’s no way Qualcomm (and how in the fuck is it still called that?) is worse than the Coliseum.

Internet moves fast these days, they already got themselves a review show:

I don’t believe you. ESPN Voices cannot possibly be something. No.

Maybe he meant to shout out to Boston Glob. I rented that one. It’s, um, well, it’s dark. That scene with the Sam Adams bottle, unforgettable. Not in the good way.

“That’s good. You’ve taken your first step into a larger world.”

I thought ‘Disgusting Chins’ was Tom Ley’s thing.

I’m confused. Is this a good bear? Someone call Burneko.

This Free-Trout argument seems fishy to me.

It was a post-season bowling party for our soccer league. I must have been 14 or so.

This Pongo standalone spin-off is really getting out of hand.

Which Overwatch character do you like playing as?

I can’t believe I’ve never noticed this before...

A pig pooped on a bear’s balls? That just seems reckless.

Suck on that, Shakespeare. Truly we are in the golden age of literature.