Gwarker! DYING

Having paid zero attention, is George Karl metamorphosing into James Carville?

Right? Where does it say she has to have legs?! BIG PANT IS AFTER US ALL.

Apparently there are no gifs of umpires warning benches...but can we just get to the ejections?

Let me just bury my head in baseball and videos of good bears dammit.

I...hmm. Perhaps I missed the point.

Oh Hamilton. You are adorable.

I’m on board with this. But pairings are great. Red-Purple is the greatest, and should also be enjoyed on their own. Best skittles experience is a handful of reds. Green is ok now that it’s apple and not lime (fuck all lime flavored candy for the record). They don’t even need to make the rest.

Clearly it was bring your child to work day because ADULTS PLAY 3-DRAW YOU HALF-WIT. AND IS THAT THE FUCKING FISH?? WHO PICKS THE FISH? YOU’RE THE HURRICANES PICK THE ISLAND FOR FUCK’S SAKE

Substituting chocolate chips with raisins is the work of monsters, right?

I’ll be 30 next year...holy shit. First time typing that. And no I have not.

If Maeve has anything to say about it, yes.

I started in college taking any role or internship I could find. I had good fortune on my side: went to a good school, was in the inaugural class of the business school’s new sports program, and had solid recommendations from well-regarded executives, to go with the work experience I’d gained. As an entry level rep,…

Ah. Well fuck me for not taking the two seconds to click on the link.

Decent advice for an undergrad. Did it with two MLB franchises during the college days. You better be earning academic credit at least though.

He and his suit game will be missed.

I only started drinking them recently, but I use a clone recipe of NY bar Tanner Smith’s Drop Kick Mule, which mainly adds sour cherry liqueur and balsamic reduction (along with a cranberry and mint leaf) to the drink. It is phenomenal.

I know what you mean. It’s supposed to get down to 35 here in Houston on Thursday. BRRR!

::ducks::

For the record, my “ignorant uneducated assholes” quip referred to people who hate Jews. Not Jews themselves. The sentence was ambiguously worded, in the context of the post.

I’m assuming the answers to all of these questions are “because they’re ignorant uneducated assholes” but maybe someone can make sense of it.