Ron. RON. ROOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

He didn’t invent the turtleneck, but was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck. The tactleneck.

At least it wasn’t aubergine, like a certain knobbly eggplant.

Right? The bait-and-switch on this post is unbearable.



I’ll see myself out.

+1 lot lizard

Right, sorry. What I meant to say was, “DAMN IMMAGRUNTS!”

I think there’s a valid point to be made that Democrats lost in key swing-states, particularly in the Midwest (I’m not going to try and figure out Florida because Florida) in large part due to a lack of a compelling message regarding the issues facing many citizens in these regions separate from demographics:…

As I stared at the several screens above the Chili’s bar I found myself at tonight, I wondered, “what are the chances something happens in the next few minutes that’ll warrant a Deadspin post? Probably pretty low, these games are all rather unimportant.” I continued choking down those sad boiled baby backs while…

But their sprot game tho...

Especially those Brussels ones. Who even likes Brussels?

I don’t even know if the fields I’ve worked in (sports ticket sales & freight brokerage) have unions. Is there a resource to look this up?

Exactly what I think when I try to wrap my head around Cricket:

Burt’s Bees or nothing. Fight me.

Shouldn’t it be lipbalmnonymous? Do I have to do everything?

Over-Under on the number of Sad!s tweeted tonight: 4.5

If these players are butt, shouldn’t they be ON the toilet? Wouldn’t want them to be in the toilet. That horror would not be wished upon my worst enemy.

If it was a bidet, though...well, not sure. Do you seat on or in a bidet?

...he’s right there, Barry.

If you really wanted to see some fireworks in the comments, you’d be a correspondent for Yahoo, not GQ. Why is that place such a dumpster fire of humanity?

It’s clearly spelled Wahoo.

So he prepares for this, but not a presidential debate?

I’m having funbag withdrawals, by the way. There are ants everywhere.

Came for this (and to see photoshops of this new Magary screen shot). Am not disappointed. Top 5 all-time commercial.