Do you guys have some sort of “__ Days since a Positive Cardinals Post” sign? Because it’s time to wipe that number off, baby.

What a pitch. What a game.

Curt Schilling: “He can have my sock when I’m done.”

Bauer (holding drone): Hey, Charlie Sheen came out to “Bad to the Bone”, right?

Trainer: No, it was “Wild Thing”...wait, why? Why do you have a drone? WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING??

Bauer: Uh...no reason. Don’t worry about it. ::runs away::

Donald Trump’s tie is too long.

Cubes? That’s cruel. Get that bear some nugget ice! Nugget ice is the best ice. Fight me.

He also said he “was drinking out of a cup” at the game.

Somewhere, Bud Selig is rock hard.

Super Mario Strikers. Better than FIFA. FIGHT ME.

I know I’m not alone in gleeking for the last 3 minutes reading this thread. I’m going to go gleek at the dogs and wife and see what happens. Witness me.

Which staff member’s family/friends most closely resembles the photos used for this feature?

Is Parkour worthy of consideration for the Olympics? What about the X-Games? What country would dominate?

Interesting. Watching those two .gifs separately gave me different opinions as to whether it was intentional. Not that it matters to the nuts.

They would have to start an hour early, considering they’re crepuscular.

Also the Canadian teams would call them the Piss Cats.

That staffer is now a former staffer, right? I mean really though, that should be a god damn felony or something.

Bill Watterson 2016.

Good job, every freight broker reading this is calling them tomorrow. Source: Am a freight broker. Calling them tomorrow.

Now that’s how you remove a moth.

well it definitely wasn’t Instinct.

Piscotty is a legitimate snub though, let’s be real. I’d argue for Aledmys Diaz and Carlos Martinez too, but seriously, no Piscotty?

What is this, a list for ants? It needs to be at least 3 times bigger!

Seriously though, how do we get two entries for beetles, tree lobsters, and cave crickets (which are basically just big crickets) but no scorpions, wasps (which are not hornets), or camel spiders?

Someone get E. O. Wilson on the phone.