Seconded. This is dumb. I don’t have a level of sickness of something, let alone something as utterly inconsequential as running, marathons, or marathoners doping, that’s going to make me run a race. If someone’s that sick, they’re probably dead, so they’ve got bigger problems and probably can’t run. Way to make them…

TELL ME WHAT THAT BLOKE SAID TO MIKE YOU SLIMY GIT.

whoa...the fuck just happened to me? that was some stream-o-consciousness typin’ right there. Ima go lie down.

I was hoping that by ignoring these posts I wouldn’t contribute to pageviews for some Leitch-hating pandering bullshit, but it’s clear you’re going to write one for every loss. So go fuck yourself.

god dammit they just lost to the brewers. whatever. put a piece of fried ravioli between two squares of Imo’s and tell me it’s not the best thing since your mom’s tits.

Nice to see some other team catch shit here for once. Swept by the Cards, so suck on that you east-coast pizza foldin’ SOBs. Imo’s for life.

This is bullshit, that joke killed. Screw you, keeper of the Greys.

I sense mocking, but here’s the key: make them 10 times bigger (big enough for sponsorship logos) and fast as fuck, and you basically have pod racing, which was the coolest thing about The Phantom Menace. Imagine the courses you could make by removing the risk of killing your pilot every week. I’d watch the shit out…

But like Trump said, Gomez will have to pay for it.




HOLY SHIT. IT’S HAPPENING.

A. FORK. AND. KNIFE.

SO WE’VE JUST DECIDED TO LET THAT DICK EAT WINGS WITH A FORK & KNIFE?! I WILL BURN THIS MOTHER DOWN.

ARE WE JUST GOING TO IGNORE THAT ASSHOLE EATING WINGS WITH A KNIFE AND FORK ON NATIONAL TELEVISION?

Is that you, Dock Ellis?

C’mon dude. If you’re going to defend our team, do so in a defensible manner. Don’t give the “morans” what they want. Be better at sentences.

By the way, that asshole hick can go fuck himself, ruining the internet with his dumb face and his dumb sign. You get a brain. Jerk.

As a freight broker, this is officially my new excuse for being on Deadspin at work. #prospecting

+1 Appetite For Destruction

Now there’s a story that’ll raise an eyebrow.

Nice try, kid.

A. We could use a reply all function.

I don’t see a scenario where he refuses the inevitable offer. I have no justification for this belief other than were I offered enough cash to never need more ever again, solely in exchange for going away and signing a NDA, I’m taking the cash.