Jalapeño is #1. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

10. Salt & Vinegar
11. Jalapeño

Whatever, her grandfather was the worst professor I ever had and then I heard he killed some guy.

Rumspringa training.

Cousins’ Family Jewels Snatched While Hanging Out on Wrong Side of The Block 

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

Get a load of Patrick flipping the bird to the ol’ journalism style guide in the 2nd and 3rd paragraphs! Referring to the subject by his first name? You rascal.

Team couldn’t talk him out of it.

Whatever you say Benoit

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

Well, Bob, I wouldn’t say he’s MISSING the Knicks game.

Your secret is safe with us Eli

♬ Man-ning-wants-to coach-next-year ♬

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

Don’t forget pigs pooping on their balls, too

Roses are red, nuts are brown,
Skirts go up, pants go down.
Body to body, skin to skin,
When it’s stiff, stick it in.
It goes in dry and comes out wet,
And the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping and starts to sag,
It’s not what you think, it’s a Starks’s Teabag!!

The union is counting on getting a much better CBA with their new head, Rich Dimes.

should have called it The Assholes

well his name isn’t Job Bradley