This is weird without Adam Carolla’s voice.

In my area they’re Carls Jrs, but I’m not sure what this has to do with wrassling.

SICK BURN BRO, SO TOPICAL AND RELEVANT.

Yikes. I thought that was just the rain making the jerseys darker.

Crazy thing is that Bartolo Colon was standing as far away from the camera as everyone else.

See, this is why you negotiate the price to be smothered by a 300 pound bear before you meet, Rookie.

dupe post

This Cardinals fan is embarrassed of not just his fellow fans, but of all those who have been duped by this rotting Garfield hairball that was somehow elected President.

Because he doesn’t go platinum anymore.

Cee-Lo Gold

Shipping, with Ursine Parcel Service

Ooh ooh! I want to play! I got the STL Cardinals, Arizona Coyotes, Houston Rockets, and Los Angeles Rams. I’d bet all the money in my wallet no one else in the country has all 4 of those as their favorites.

Wow, that’s going to end poorly.

Well, well. Someone in the cover photo department finally read my letters. Your audience is starved for photos of corgis! I can only do so much.

Whose name is Beets Utah?