I wonder if the driver knew he was on the roof? Obviously he new something hit the roof but in the immediate aftermath of a wreck the instinct is to get the hell off the road.

One at a time. Then I stomp beetles to make red food coloring.

Sorry, sleepy duckling is still the best (Make sure you have headphones or speakers):

What are you some sort of hipster making them artisanally??!

People, please! WE CAN MAKE CUPCAKES AT HOME!

Just needs a "SOON"

okay i love this.

I had a roommate who ended up being a roommate because she was dating another roommate who then moved out and left her behind with us.

She had a problem with alcohol, and several times got trashed and came into my room at three in the morning while I was sleeping, to climb uninvited into my bed with me. Once, I put a…

By common area, do you mean "common area of the dorm" or "common area of the body?" If the former, then no. If the latter, then yes.

Oh please. I was everyone's 'worst roommate ever.'

That's the best screencap from any news story ever.

Imma let you finish, but the original attack cat had the best family 911 call ever. I love the transcription.

Uh, no. You'd have 16 rounds in your chest because you basically decided to play Rambo.

"Horsepower is how fast you hit the guest's car in front of you and torque is how far you push it."

I know exactly what happened. He hit the gas instead of the brake, therefore he can blame this on a floor mat made by Toyota and GM will then issue a recall for it.

My money's still on Barbara Walters' head on a robot body.

Sounds like someone needs a nap.

It's a real shame that only McLaren, Mantra, and Ferrari used three-abreast seating.