The felt condoms caused chafing.

Never ninja-proof things. It just encourages them to make ninjaier ninjas.

A brown diesel Miata is going to me the first car project I start after winning the powerball.

Government inspectors and regulations stifle their ability to sell old, dropped meat. Do you hate the American entrepreneur?

I deny the veracity of your claim.

You decided that we were limited to 8.5x11 inches. No one else said that.

Did this spreadsheet show her the error of her ways?

So I can just go ahead and throw out my oven?

Are you arguing that we will be able to drive away from a supervolcano eruption? If so, that's cute.

Alright, I'm looking up it. Now what?

The race to the bottom is always profitable, until you hit the bottom.

Cloaca.

Factory eggs as you call them...

Wow.

Huh.

I would have watched that.

He was very helpful (among other things.)

As opposed to all of the other, logical things related to zombies?

After a quick glance at your posting history, I see no reason to respond to you. I also see no reason not to dismiss you.