THIS GIF. Seriously though, this GIF.

You are right. All animals over 6 pounds should be banned.

Well we are equally sick of people like you who misplace your blame.

The Toyota 4runner does not actually burn fuel. It accepts it as a sacrifice.

I think you mean the Reinheitsgeböt.

Once, a bar guest complained that we didn't have enough light beer on draft. True story. I responded that I had never in my life heard someone want more diluted alcohol on tap. That's like saying we didn't have enough non-alcoholic beers (which was another complaint.) Then I got the whole bar to bust his balls.

The fact that the Triumph TR4A is often overlooked alongside its more brash brand contemporaries like the Triumph Spitfire and the Triumph GT6 is a bit of a sad one. Sure, those cars had more powerful engines, and they were more stylish, and sold in greater numbers, but it's not like the TR4A deserves to toil away in…

the TR4 was special in many ways, it was the first 'volume' production Triumph to be designed by Michelotti who went on to define the look of subsequent Triumphs more or less until they stopped making them. The TR4 was itself based on the Michelotti designed and Italian built Triumph Italian, one of the most gorgeous…

Good to know. I apparently have a deep-seated need to race improbably vehicles, and GT6 understands me. The VW bus is surprisingly competitive when properly souped up.

Who knew science and logic were such a put off?

Being artificially kept alive with tubes and pumps and shit...

Bring a whole new meaning to "Cabbage Patch Kids"

Otherwise, to the state, you're just a vegetable garden.

The whole point of this is for men who refuse to take a firm "no," as clearly implied in the title ("the dude who won't leave you alone"). If you ask for a woman's number and you respect her enough to stop pestering her after she turns you down, I doubt you have anything to worry about.

That just makes me want to text this number when I'm bored. Great service!

Not excusing the dispatcher's douche-ery, but man that job must suck. You are always dealing with people at what is most likely the worst time in their life and you have to interrogate them with enough speed to get them the assistance they need.

That being said. If you've reached the point that you can no longer give…

WATCH IT!!!!!

Orphan is the New Black, starring Uzo Aduba playing every character in a show about a prison full of clones.