I got the grass!

Smile! Because baby/honey/gurrrl, you're too pretty to look sad, and you should focus on whether or not your face is pleasing to men.

But don't smile too much, or we'll have to kill you.

Thus proving you can in fact go broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

Or the alternate title....

Come off it. Way more civilians have died in the Iraq war and following insurgencies than under Hussein.

Thanks, Bush.

Dunno why the church is getting its magic undies in such a bunch over this.

This is really dealing a blow to my belief in the reasonableness and modernity of the Mormon Church.

Nope, in real life she's actually Australian.

Dennis, Dee, and Charlie already figured this out. Kind of.

I thought he was a character witness in her scamming case.

I also feel bad for Christopher, who was so sure that it was her that broke in to his house but sounds crazy any time he says it.

I loved Morello's back story. It was so heartbreaking. I was a little surprised that she did actually go on a date with him though. To be honest, last season I was thinking they were going to have him be someone she saw in a magazine (or on TV or something) but never met. And then have her be a crazy stalker.

Africanadian.

I dunno. The original tale presented rape as completely normal and romantic. The Maleficient story takes that back and makes it deplorable.

"What if a person can afford the food, and only a little left over for the tip? Is he considered a greedy bastard for that?"

Like I said, it depends on where you're working. If you're working at a fine dining place, sure. If you're at Applebee's? You take the $10/hour or 20% of food sales in a goddamn heartbeat.

I believe you will find that that sort of thing is in the minority.